She returned one day from a solitary ramble on Hampstead Heath to find
that Salthaven, or a whiff of it, had come to her. A deep voice, too
well known to be mistaken, fell on her ears as she entered the front
door, and hastening to the drawing-room she found her aunt entertaining
Captain Trimblett to afternoon tea. One large hand balanced a cup and
saucer; the other held a plate. His method of putting both articles in
one hand while he ate or drank might have excited the envy of a
practised juggler. When Joan entered the room she found her aunt, with
her eyes riveted on a piece of the captain’s buttered toast that was
lying face downward on the carpet, carrying on a disjointed
conversation.
“I just looked in,” said the captain, as Joan almost embraced him. “Mind
the tea!”
“Looked in?” echoed Joan.
“One tram, three buses—one of ’em a mistake—and my own legs,” said the
captain. “I had no idea it was so far.”
“People have no idea how far out we really are,” said Mrs. Carr, looking
round with a satisfied smile. “I’ve noticed it before. Did you find the
air different, Captain Trimblett?”
“Very,” said the captain with a sudden gasp, as he caught sight of the
piece of toast. “Very fine air. Very fine. Very—quite strong.”
He shifted his feet restlessly and the toast disappeared. For a moment
Mrs. Carr thought that the floor had opened and swallowed it up.
Realizing that the day of useful miracles had passed, she gazed fixedly
at his left foot.
“Well,” said the captain, turning a relieved face to Joan, “how is the
round of gayety? Are you tired of being a butterfly yet? I suppose after
this Salthaven won’t be good enough for you?”
“There’s nothing like life for young people,” said Mrs. Carr. “Give them
plenty of life and that’s all they want.”
Miss Hartley, whose back was toward her aunt, made a grimace.
“It’s very natural,” said the captain.
Miss Hartley made a further effort—one that she had relinquished at the
age of ten—but the captain, intent upon a bite, missed it.
“In my young days all I thought of was gadding about,” said Mrs. Carr,
smiling. “I wasn’t very strong either; it was just my spirits kept me
up. But I used to suffer for it afterward.”
“We all do,” said the captain, politely.
By a feat of absolute legerdemain he took out his handkerchief and
brushed some crumbs from his beard. His cup slid to the edge of the
saucer and peeped over, but, throwing the spoon overboard, righted
itself just in time. Somewhat pleased with himself he replaced the
handkerchief and, drinking the remainder of his tea, thankfully handed
the crockery to Joan. After which, with a mind relieved, he sat and spun
his marvelling hostess a few tales of the sea.
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