Mr. Truefitt kissed her again, and was about to repeat the performance
when she started up with a faint scream, and, pushing him away, darted
from the summer-house and fled up the garden. Mr. Truefitt, red with
wrath, stood his ground and stared ferociously at the shrunken figure of
Captain Sellers standing behind the little gate in the fence that gave
on to the foreshore. The captain, with a cheery smile, lifted the latch
and entered the garden.
“I picked a little bunch o’ flowers for Miss Willett,” he said,
advancing and placing them on the table.
“Who told you to come into my garden?” shouted the angry Mr. Truefitt.
“Yes, all of ’em,” said Captain Sellers, taking up the bunch and looking
at them. “Smell!”
He thrust the bunch into the other’s face, and withdrawing it plunged
his own face into it with rapturous sniffs. Mr. Truefitt, his nose
decorated with pollen ravished from a huge lily, eyed him murderously.
“Get out of my garden,” he said, with an imperious wave of his hand.
“I can’t hear what you say,” said the captain, following the direction
of the other’s hand and stepping outside. “Sometimes I think my deafness
gets worse. It’s a great deprivation.”
“Is it?” said Mr. Truefitt. He made a funnel of both hands and bent to
the old man’s willing ear.
“You’re an artful, interfering, prying, inquisitive old busybody,” he
bellowed. “Can you hear that?”
“Say it again,” said the captain, his old eyes snapping.
Mr. Truefitt complied.
“I didn’t quite catch the last word,” said the captain.
“_Busybody_!” yelled Mr. Truefitt. “_Busybody_! _B—u—s——_”
“I heard,” said Captain Sellers, with sudden and alarming dignity. “Take
your coat off.”
“Get out of my garden,” responded Mr. Truefitt, briefly.
“Take your coat off,” repeated Captain Sellers, sternly. He removed his
own after a little trouble, and rolling back his shirt sleeves stood
regarding with some pride a pair of yellow, skinny old arms. Then he
clenched his fists, and, with an agility astonishing in a man of his
years, indulged in a series of galvanic little hops in front of the
astounded Peter Truefitt.
“Put your hands up!” he screamed. “Put ’em up, you tailor’s dummy! Put
’em up, you Dutchman!”
“Go out of my garden,” repeated the marvelling Mr. Truefitt. “Go home
and have some gruel and go to bed!”
Captain Sellers paid no heed. Still performing marvellous things with
his feet, he ducked his head over one shoulder, feinted with his left at
Mr. Truefitt’s face, and struck with his right somewhere near the centre
of his opponent’s waistcoat. Mr. Truefitt, still gazing at him
open-mouthed, retreated backward, and, just as the captain’s
parchment-like fist struck him a second time, tripped over a water-can
that had been left in the path and fell heavily on his back in a
flower-bed.
“Time!” cried Captain Sellers, breathlessly, and pulled out a big silver
watch to consult, as Miss Willett came hurrying down the garden,
followed by Mrs. Chinnery.
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