And I gin the man credit where credit wuz due; it wuzn’t the money worth
of the gem that he cared for, though it wuz very valuable.
No; it wuz the memory of lovely Kate Fairfax, and the blendin’ of their
two names on it, and a part of their two selves, as you may say—the curl
of her golden hair twisted in with his dark locks. And all the tender
memories of the happy time when she gin him this jewel with her first
true love, and he gin her his hull heart. Memories bitter-sweet now as
he mourned his losses.
Wall, I see the Senator wuz all melted down and broke up; and as is my
way, havin’ the good of the human race on my mind and heart, and havin’
to do for ’em all the while, I see that now wuz the very time for me to
tackle the relation from Delaware about a matter that I had long wanted
to tackle him on, concernin’ a law of his own State—
A statute so full of burnin’ injustice, and shame, and disgrace that it
wuz a wonder to me, and had been for some time, that the very stuns
along the banks of the Delaware didn’t cry out to its Senators as they
passed along to and from their law-makin’ expeditions.
And when he wuz a goin’ on the very worst about Raymond’s doin’ such a
dretful thing, and what a irreparable loss it wuz, I spoke up, and sez
I, “Why, Raymond had a right to it, didn’t he?”
“A right?” he thundered out in his agitation, “a right to throw away
this priceless jewel? What do you mean, madam?”
“Why,” sez I calmly (for I wuz a workin’ for Duty and Right; and they
always brace me up and keep me calm), “Raymond has passed the age of
consent, hasn’t he?” He wuz a few days over seven years old.
“What!!!” cries the Senator, “_what_ do you mean?”
“Why, children in your State can consent to their own ruin if they are
over seven.”
“It is girls that can do this,” hollered the Senator from Delaware, “it
hain’t boys.”
But I went on calm as I could:
“What are a few diamonds, that can be bought and sold, to be compared to
the downfall of all hope and happiness, the contempt and derision of the
world, the ruin of a life, and the loss of a immortal soul? And your
laws grant this privilege to children if they are a day or two over
seven.”
“That law was made for girls,” cried the Senator agin in stentorian
axents.
“Yes,” sez I, “men made that law, and girls and wimmen have to stand it.
But,” sez I, lookin’ and actin’ considerable fierce, as the mighty shame
and disgrace of that law come over me, “it is a law so infamus that I
should think the old Atlantic herself (bein’ a female, as is spozed)
would jest rare herself up and wash over the hull land, to try to wipe
out or bury the horrible disgrace that has been put upon her sect—would
swash up and cover your little State completely up—it ort to, and hide
it forever from the heavens and the eye of females.”
[Illustration:
BABE.
]
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