He come in as polite as ever, and accosted us all in a very genteel way.
He had brought Maggie a great bunch of orchids, and said “the Madam had
sent them to her with her compliments.”
He meant his wife—he most always called her so.
The posys he brought wuz very rare. They grow on air mostly, and only
have the very slightest soil to connect ’em with the earth.
And from all accounts (I thought to myself) that wuz the way that his
angel of a wife lived herself. Almost all of the roots of her sweet
nater wuz in heaven. Jest enough connection with this world so all could
see the brightness and bloom and size of the divine flower of holiness
that sprung up out of her lone, unhappy life.
Maggie took the flowers and thanked him, and told him to tell Mrs.
Seybert how much she prized her kind thoughtfulness, and how sorry she
wuz to hear of her continued ill health.
That woman, from all I hear, hain’t long for this world.
Wall, they all passed the time of day in politeness and general
conversation, till—for my life I can’t hardly tell how it begun—but I
believe Col. Seybert had had some trouble with his colored help—but
anyway and tenny rate, Col. Seybert launched out into a perfect tirade
of abuse of the black race.
He didn’t notice Genieve a settin’ there no more’n a ice-cold avalanche
would stay its course for a idlewiss blossom—no; it would crunch right
along down and crush the blossom without any pity or compunction.
Good land! you don’t look for pity, or consideration, or any other of
the soft, warm-souled graces in a avalanche of snow and ice, or the
nater of a bad man.
But I jest think my eyes of Genieve, and so duz Maggie and all on us,
and we every one on us tried to turn the conversation into more peaceful
channels.
Why, I myself brung up religion, turnips, catnip, the tariff, the Dismal
Swamp, and oranges, a tryin’ to get his mind off.
And Maggie brung up as many, if not more’n I did, and Thomas J. the
same, and etcetery.
And even little Snow, seemin’ to understand what wuz incumbent on her to
do as a little lady, brung up the doll and showed her to the Colonel,
and called her by her hull name, Samantha Maggie Tirzah Ann.
As for Cousin John Richard, we didn’t expect no outlay of strength from
him, feelin’, as he did, in pain all the time.
But Maggie, seein’, I spoze, our efforts wuz futiler than we could hope,
tried to make another diversion by orderin’ in a pitcher of drink made
from the juice of oranges and pineapples, very sweet and delicious. But
he drinked it right off and went on; it seemed to jest refresh him and
renew his strength to talk—we see he couldn’t be stopped nohow.
And seein’ he wuz a neighbor, and seein’ that Genieve sot there jest as
calm as a mornin’ in June, and didn’t seem to care a mite about his
talk, why, we had to let him take his swing and talk his talk out.
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