Sez she, "We have both ruined our stomachs a-livin' on crackers and
cheese. I shall never see a well day agin! And we both have got rumatiz
for life, a-layin' round out-doors. It is dangerous at our time of
life," sez she.
"What made you do it, Drusilla?" sez I.
"Wall," she said, "the Deacon wanted to; he thought he couldn't afford
to board in a house; and you know," sez Drusilla, "that the Deacon is a
man of most splendid judgment."
"Not in this case," sez I.
And then, at my request, she told me what they had paid out for doctors
and medicines, and it come to five dollars and 63 cents more than Josiah
and I had paid for our board, and gate fees, and everything. And that
didn't count in the cost of their two dyspeptic boards, or their agony
in sickness and sufferin', or their total loss of happiness and
instruction at the Fair.
When we reckoned this up Drusilla come the nighest to disapprovin' of
the Deacon's management that I ever knew her to. She sez, and it wuz
strong language for Drusilla Sypher to use--
Sez she, "If it had been any other man but Deacon Sypher that had done
this, I should been mad as a hen. But the Deacon is, as you well know,
Josiah Allen's Wife, a wonderful man."
"Yes," sez I, "Drusilla, I know it, and have known it for some time."
She looked real contented, and then I sez--
"Josiah Allen had got his mind all made up to tent out durin' the Fair.
But I broke it up," sez I--"I broke it up in time!"
At this very minit Josiah and Deacon Sypher come back to us, the Deacon
a-limpin', and a-lookin' ten years older than when we last seen him in
Jonesville. And my pardner pert, and upright, and fat, under my
management.
Wall, we four stayed together the rest of the day, a-lookin' at one
thing and another.
And when we got home that night, lo and behold! Isabelle had come jest
before we did.
And supper wuz all ready--or dinner, as they all called it; but I don't
know as it makes much difference when you are hungry. The vittles taste
jest about the same--awful good, anyway.
We wuz pretty late, so there wuzn't anybody to the table but jest
Isabelle and Josiah and me.
And we three had a dretful good visit with each other. She is jest as
sweet as a rosey in June.
I make no matches, nor break none. But I couldn't help tellin' Josiah
Allen in confidence from time to time that it did seem to me that
Isabelle and Mr. Freeman wuz cut out for each other.
Every time I see Isabelle--and Krit and Thomas J. had often made some
app'intment where our family party could all meet--and every time I see
her, I liked her better and better.
And Maggie, who of course had seen more of her than I had, bein' in the
same house with her, she told me in confidence, and in the Mexican
Exhibit, that "Isabelle was an angel."
No, I make no matches, nor break none.
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