“And ten to one if her pardner didn’t wake up and ask her ‘what she wuz makin’ such a noise for in the middle of the night, and tell her she wuz jest spilin’ them children a indulgin’ ’em so, and if she had kep’ their sandals on, they wouldn’t have took cold,’ etc., etc., etc. “And then if she got into bed agin with cold feet he complained bitterly of that. “And so, I dare presume to say Miss Hosey or Miss Maleky, as the case might be, sot up with them children, pulled one way by her devoted affection for ’em, and the other way by her wifely love, and tried to keep ’em as still as she could, and shet up them babies if they went to cry, for her husband’s sake, and tried to doctor ’em up for their own sake, and felt meachin’ through it all, borne down by the weight of her husband’s onmerited blame and fault-findin’. “And the next mornin’, I dare presume to say, she went round with a headache, and got as good a breakfast as she could with what she had to do with; and if her husband waked up feelin’ kind o’ chirk and said a kind word to her, or kissed her, I dare say she forgot all her troubles and thought she had the best husband in the world, and she wouldn’t change places with anybody on earth. “For female human nater is about the same from Eve down to she that wuz Samantha Smith. “And then I dare presume to say that as bad as she felt, and as much as she needed a nap, she jest helped him off on his prophesying trip, did everything she could for his comfort before he went, brushed his goatskin, and mebby cleaned it, and took care of the children till he come back, fed the camels, and watered the goats, and I dare presume to say got kicked by ’em, as bad as she felt. “Made her butter—like as not she had a big churnin’—or a baggin’ I don’t know but it ort to be called—I spoze they used a bag instead of a churn. “And then mebby she had lots of little young goats and camels to bring up by hand. I shouldn’t wonder if she had a camel corset that took lots of care. “And then mebby she had a lot of onexpected company come onto her—old Miss Aminidab and her daughter-in-law, and old Miss Jethro, and Miss Lemuel and her children, a perfect tent full, and she had to buckle to and get dinner for ’em, and mebby dinner and supper; and it would be jest like ’em to stay all night, the hull caboodle of ’em, and mebby she had to pound every mite of corn herself before she cooked for ’em. “And she all the while with a splittin’ headache, and her back a achin’ as if it would break in two. “And then jest as they got onto their camels and sot out home agin, then like as not old Mr. Hosey would come home all wore out and onstrung from the persecutions he had had to contend with, and that good old female, as beat out as she wuz, would have to go to work to string him up agin, and soothe him, and encourage him to go on with his prophesyin’ agin. [Illustration: “ONEXPECTED COMPANY.”]