The boy’s name seemed bigger than he wuz, bein’ a little, pale runt of
a child with long, silky hair and a black velvet suit—dretful small
for his age, about seven years old. But I spoze his long curls of
light hair and his lace collar made him seem younger, and his childish
way of talkin’—he had been babied a good deal I could see. And when
he would fix his big blue eyes on you with that sort of a confidin’,
perplexed, childish look in ’em, I declare for’t he didn’t look so old
as Boy.
But he wuz seven years old, so his Pa told me.
His Pa wuz as big and important-lookin’ as Raymond wuz insignificant.
And I sez to Josiah the first chance I got, out to one side, sez I:
“I’ve hearn a sight from old Judge Snow about this relation of hisen
bein’ a self-made man;” and sez I, “If he did make himself, he did up
the job in quite a good shape, didn’t he?”
Josiah can’t bear to have me praise up any man, married or single, bond
or free, only jest himself, and he sez:
“If I had made him I would have put in some improvements on him. I
wouldn’t have had him so cussed big feelin’ for one thing.”
I wuz deeply mortified to hear him use that wicked word, and told him
so.
But I couldn’t help seein’ that Josiah wuz right in thinkin’ Senator
Coleman wuz proud and high-headed, for truly he wuz. His head wuz right
up in the air, and he sort o’ leaned back when he walked, and over his
portly stomach hung a glitterin’ watch-chain that he sort o’ fingered
and played with as he walked about, and he had some diamonds a flashin’
on his little finger, and his shirt-front, and cuffs.
His eyes wuz a bright blue and as bold and piercin’ looking as
Raymond’s wuz gentle and helpless, and his mustache and short hair wuz
a sort of a iron gray; and his face bein’ florid and his features good,
he made a handsome appearance; and Maggie, I could see, wuz quite proud
of the relation on her side.
[Illustration: “WITH A JUMPIN’ TOOTHACHE.”]
Wall, we had a good warm supper all ready for ’em, Maggie’s cook bein’
sort o’ helpless that day with a jumpin’ toothache (it jumped worse
after Maggie went away and she see in me a willingness to help her get
supper).
I laid holt and got the most of the supper myself, and it wuz a good
one, if I hadn’t ort to say it.
Two plump spring fowls roasted to a delicate brown, some sliced
potatoes warmed up in cream, some hot cream biscuit; and I had splendid
luck with ’em—they wuz jest as light and flaky and tender as they
could be. And some perfectly delicious coffee. I thought the fragrance
of that coffee would steam up invitingly into Senator Coleman’s
nostrils, after a hard day’s journey.
And if the relation had been on Thomas Jefferson’s side I couldn’t have
set out to do better by him; I am good to my daughter-in-law—anybody
will tell you so that has seen me behave to her.
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