Africa, West -- Fiction; British -- Africa -- Fiction
Very soon on the heels of this palaver came a bitter complaint from the
Isisi. It concerned fishing nets that had been ruthlessly destroyed by
the Lulungo folk, and this was a more difficult matter for Sanders to
settle. For one thing, all self-respecting people hate the Lulungo, a
dour, wicked, mischievous people, without shame or salt. But the Isisi
were pacified, and a messy war was averted. There were other and minor
alarums--all these were in the days' work--but Sanders worried about the
Lulungo, because of their general badness, and because of all his
people, Isisi, Ikeli, Akasava, and Ochori, who hated the Lulungo folk
with a deep-rooted hatred. In his own heart, Sanders knew that war could
only be postponed, and so advised London, receiving in reply, from an
agitated Under-Secretary in Whitehall, the urgent request that the
postponement should cover and extend beyond the conclusion of "the
present financial year--for heaven's sake!"
They had a proverb up in the Lulungo district--three days' march beyond
the Akasava--and it is to this effect: "When a man hath a secret enemy
and cannot find him, pull down his own hut and search among the dbris."
This is a cumbersome translation. There is another proverb which says,
"Because of the enemy who lives in the shadow of your hut"; also another
which says, "If you cannot find your enemy, kill your dearest friend."
The tendency of all these proverbs is to show that the Lulungo people
took a gloomy view of life, and were naturally suspicious.
Sanders had a cook of the Lulungo tribe, down at M'piti--which model
city served as Mr. Commissioner's headquarters. He was a wanderer, and
by way of being a cosmopolitan, having travelled as far north as Dacca,
and as far south as Banana--and presumably up the Congo to Matadi. When
he came to M'piti, applying for work, he was asked his name and replied
in the "English" of the Coast:
"Master, dey one call me Sixpence all'time. I make 'um cook fine; you
look 'um for better cook, you no find 'um--savvy."
"And what," said Sanders, in the Lulungo dialect, "what mongrel talk do
you call this?"
"Master, it is English," said the abashed native.
"It is monkey talk," said Sanders, cruelly; "the talk of krooboys and
half-bred sailors who have no language. What are you called by your
people?"
"Lataki, master," said the cook.
"So shall you be called," said Sanders. "Further, you shall speak no
language but your own, and your pay will be ten shillings a month."
Lataki made a good cook, and was a model citizen for exactly three
months, at the end of which time Sanders, returning unexpectedly from a
hunting trip, found Lataki asleep in his master's bed--Lataki being very
drunk, and two empty gin bottles by the bedside testifying mutely to his
discredit. Sanders called his police, and Lataki was thrown into the
lock-up to sober down, which he did in twenty-four hours.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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