Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little StreamsKock, Paul de
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Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little Streams
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"Pardieu! I knew it. I've got eyes like a falcon, I have. But I don't
see what made you think Bastringuette was there. Your wench wouldn't
have rigged herself out in her prettiest togs to go to a paltry shop
where they sell burned onions and old Brie cheese. When a woman dresses
up, it means that she's going to meet a man she wants to catch; you
don't need to be a chemist to see that."
"Yes, yes, you are right."
"Oh! I know the world, my boy. Sometimes I don't say nothing, but I
think a lot. But what's to hinder your going into the shop and asking if
Bastringuette's been there to-day?"
"No; she'd find out that I'd been looking for her; she'd think that I
care what she does. I won't do it."
"It seems to me, she wouldn't be far out of the way if she thought
that."
"I tell you, I don't love her any more--I hate her; but I'd like to
catch her with the other one, just so's to say: 'You're a pair of curs,
and I despise you!'--and that's all. I tell you, Jean Ficelle, no woman
will ever be anything to me after this; they're too treacherous; I won't
have any more mistresses, I swear!"
"Don't swear--that's nonsense! Look you, I'll give you another
comparison: when a woman has a pretty cat, she always says when she's
patting him and kissing him: 'If I lose this one, I swear I'll never
have another.'--But what happens? her cat dies or gets lost, and in a
little while she's sure to get another one, and says just the same about
him that she did about the first one. Now, you see, women say just the
same thing about their lovers that they do about their cats. 'If this
one leaves me, I'll never have another.'--And when their lover leaves
'em, they always take another, just as they do a cat. Well! when a man
says: 'I won't have any more mistresses, because mine has played tricks
on me,' it's just the same story."
"But I have some character, some strength of will!" cried Sans-Cravate;
"and to prove that I don't mean to think of Bastringuette any more, I'm
going to drink and gamble and enjoy myself--go on a spree with my
friends."
"Well, well! good enough! that's what I call talking! Come along, I'll
take you to the rendezvous of the _Francs-Lapins_. You'll find some
friends there you can depend on. Have you got any cash?"
"Yes, I still have six or seven francs left of what Monsieur Albert gave
me last night."
"We must spend 'em! Anyway, we can't do any more work to-day; it's too
late, and you need amusement, and so do I. Forward--and as we go along,
I'll teach you a drinking song that goes to the tune of _Partant pour la
Syrie_, with an accompaniment of tongs beating a kettle; it has a fine
effect at dessert."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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