Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little StreamsKock, Paul de
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Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little Streams
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
And the little dandy, swaggering as if he had his cane, and all puffed
up with the good fortune that he anticipated, entered the Café Anglais
with his nose in the air, seated himself at a table, called the waiter
in a loud voice, ordered oysters, kidneys, chicken _à la tartare_, and
beaune première, with the assured air of a man who cares nothing for the
expense and whose only thought is to breakfast bountifully. He was
served promptly, he ate with zest, his appetite was even keener after
the oysters, and became more imperative than ever after the kidneys.
Tobie denied it nothing, until it was completely satisfied. Not until he
had eaten for an hour and a half, almost without intermission, did he
decide to stop. It was high time; his bill amounted to fourteen francs
fifty centimes. He generously gave the waiter fifteen centimes, put the
remaining seven sous in his pocket, and went to his lodgings, his brain
excited by thoughts of love, and by the bottle of beaune he had
consumed.
Tobie passed his clothes in review--an operation which required much
less time than he could have wished. After a careful examination of his
three waistcoats, his two pairs of trousers, and his only coat, he put
on those which he judged to be in the best condition; then he curled and
crimped and anointed himself, and saturated himself with eau de cologne;
as he had no other perfume, he drenched his handkerchief with essence of
lemon used to remove stains; the result being that his concierge, when
he passed, mistook him for a bowl of Roman punch.
Thus arrayed and anointed, young Pigeonnier repaired to Madame Plays's
abode.
"She accepted me for her chevalier," he said to himself; "I will go and
tell her that she is fully avenged. She will be delighted with me, and
she will reward my valor by the sweetest caresses. By the way, what did
I kill Albert with? With a pistol? no, that is too commonplace. With a
sword--I like that better; it's more after the style of the chevaliers
of old; I split his head open--no, I pierced his breast with a
sword-thrust. Ah! here is her house; I must not forget the directions
she gave me: the little staircase at the right; I am to go up to the
first floor, and say: 'I am Tobie,' and I shall be admitted at once.
But, mon Dieu! it just occurs to me; she told me to bring her a token of
my victory; sapristi! I forgot all about that; what, in heaven's name,
shall I take her for a token?"
Tobie walked back and forth in front of Madame Plays's house, scratching
his head in his efforts to think what he could carry her in default of
Albert's ears, which she herself had suggested. He searched his pockets,
but could find only his handkerchief perfumed with lemon, and the seven
sous remaining from his fifteen francs; there was nothing which could
possibly be produced as a token of victory.
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