Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little StreamsKock, Paul de
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Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little Streams
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"_Sacrédié!_" ejaculated Tobie, as soon as he could speak; "what an
outrage! to give me a pipe filled with powder! That's a mighty poor
joke, messieurs! it might have killed me! I think very highly of Ali
Pacha's narghile!"
Balivan had much difficulty in pacifying the little man, and making him
understand that when he filled the pipe he was thinking of something
else, which prevented his noticing what he filled it with. Tobie was
beginning to recover from his fright, and the game of bouillotte was in
progress once more, when shrill cries were heard in the direction of the
kitchen, and Balivan recognized his maid-servant's voice.
"Has Crevette also been trying to smoke one of Ali Pacha's pipes?" said
Mouillot.
"Let us go and see what the trouble is!"
"Let us hasten to succor the Burgundian!"
All the young men hurried after Balivan, Tobie alone excepted; he took
advantage of the confusion to leave the house, overjoyed to carry away
the change for his olive.
Meanwhile, the painter had reached the kitchen, where he found no one;
thence he passed into a small, dark room, where his servant slept, and
there he discovered Mademoiselle Crevette, with no other clothing than
the one garment which Englishwomen blush to name, holding the magnetizer
Dupétrain down on the floor, and pounding him vigorously with her fist,
shouting the while:
"Ah! you villain! just look at this joker! My faith! that was a fine
idea of his! to come into my room while I was asleep, to do--I don't
know what! Luckily, I was only asleep with one eye, and I stopped him
just when he'd made up his mind I was too warm, I suppose, for he was
pulling off my bedclothes."
They succeeded, not without difficulty, in rescuing Dupétrain from the
Burgundian, who would have liked to go on beating him; but when she
realized that she was standing before all those young men in her
chemise, she suddenly jumped back toward her bed; being, however, a
little heavy for gymnastic exercises, she fell sidewise on the mattress,
thus exposing the roundest part of her person to the assembled company.
"Bravo! magnificent!" they exclaimed, clapping their hands. "Come,
Crevette, just one more jump! you do it so well! What a full moon! We
shall have a fine day to-morrow!"
The Burgundian was furious; she seized her pitcher and held it up in the
air.
"If you don't clear out of my room, I'll throw it at your heads!"
Balivan, who knew that she was quite capable of doing what she
threatened, succeeded in pushing them all out of the room, and they
returned to the studio.
"Aha! Monsieur Dupétrain," said Mouillot, "you are a sad rake, it
seems."
"That's a very neat trick," said the painter; "we thought you had gone
home, and you had stolen into my servant's room!"
"He wanted to magnetize her, no doubt."
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