"No offence, I hope," he went on, glibly, "I meant none; but when I heard you swear in dear old English, I couldn’t help chipping in. This is an infernal country to do business in at the best of times, but at the worst, and I suppose this is about the worst; it’s the most God-forsaken, riotous, bundle-you-about, stick-a-knife-into-you-if-you-say-anything, and run-you-in-if-you-don’t cursed hole that ever a man was condemned to travel in. I don’t do much in their beastly lingo at any time, and I haven’t heard a word of English this day till I heard your ’damn,’ and if there’s any sympathy in any word of ours, I say it’s in a good old hearty damn. And damn the place I say too." "You put it crudely, my friend, but there’s something in the theory, perhaps; though I haven’t heard it before," I replied, amused, in spite of myself. "What’s your worry? I know what you call the lingo, and if I can help you, well, we’re both English, and that’s enough." "My name’s Hunter, David Hunter, of the firm of Ross and Catter, the lace people of London, Nottingham, Calais, and everywhere where lace counts. You’ll know them if you’re on the road, or ever have been;" and he gave me one of his business cards. "I’ve been on a good many roads," said I, taking the card; "but never on such a queer one as this." "May I ask your name, sir?" "Glisfoyle." "Glisfoyle, umph, I haven’t met it. In any particular line, may I ask?" "In no particular line at present; travelling for myself, and not exactly on business, commercial business, that is. But all the same, if I can be of any service, I shall be glad." "I wish you could, but it isn’t anything to do with the language, as you suggested. I can patter along in my way, sufficient for what I want. But this isn’t the lingo. I wanted to get to Daroca; a big order depends on my getting certain samples there, and now they tell me the place is full of those hot-headed fools of Carlists, and that it’s as much as a man’s life is worth to poke his head into the hole. I like my firm, and like a good order too, but I like my head a thundering sight better; and so I say, damn the place and the Carlists too—stopping business in this fat-headed way." The mention of Daroca set my ears tingling, as may be imagined. Here might be a chance in a thousand for me to get there, and while he chattered, I thought and planned. "I am going to Daroca," I said quietly. "If you like we could travel in company, and if one of us chanced to get killed—not, perhaps, a great improbability—the other could deliver your samples. The order might thus reach your firm, and even if you were not fortunate to live and profit by it your widow might be glad of the commission. I know there’s danger there, but then a man can only die once, Mr. Hunter, and how better than in the performance of his duty?"