Be it enacted, etc., That the Throne now vacant through the
ever-to-be-deplored death of her late most gracious Majesty shall remain
vacant. That the mem-ers of what has been hitherto the Royal Family keep
all the property they have accumulated, the nation resuming from them
all grants of sinecures and other salaried appointments. That no member
of the said Family be eligible for any public appointment whatever for
at least one hundred years. That the Dukes in the order of their
seniority shall act as Doges (with whatever title be considered the
best) year and year about, under penalty of large fines in cases of
refusal, save when such refusal is supported by clear proof of poverty
(being revenue under a settled minimum), imbecility, brutality, or other
serious disqualification. That no members of a ducal family within a
certain degree of relationship to the head of the house be eligible for
any public appointment whatever; the head of the house being eligible
for the Dogeship only. That the duties of the Doge be simply to seal and
sign Acts of Parliament, proclamations, etc., when requested to do so by
the Ministry; and to exercise hospitality to royal or ruling and other
representatives of foreign countries, as well as to distinguished
natives. That a fair and even excessive allowance be made to the Doge
for the expenses of his year of office. That the royal palaces be
official residences of the Doge. That the Doge be free from all
political responsibility as from all political power; but be responsible
for performing liberally and courteously the duties of hospitality, so
that Buckingham Palace shall not contrast painfully with the Mansion
House. Etc., etc.
God preserve the Doge!
The Commission of Inquiry having thus triumphantly vindicated our
beloved and gracious Sovereign against the cruel aspersions of people in
general, and having moreover drafted a plan for obviating such
aspersions against any British King or Queen in future, ends its Report,
and dissolves itself, with humble thankfulness to God Almighty whose
grace alone has empowered it to conclude its arduous labors so speedily,
and with results so incalculably beneficial.
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