Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globeBourke, John Gregory
Religion
Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globe
Bourke, John Gregory
Scatology
In Wallachia, “No mode of execution is more disgraceful than the gallows.
The reason alleged is that the soul of a man with a rope round his neck,
cannot escape from his mouth.”—(Maltebrun, “Universal Geography,” Boston,
1847, vol. ii. p. 458, article “Hungary.”)
“The soul is commonly supposed to escape by the natural openings of the
body, especially the mouth and nostrils.”—(Frazer, “The Golden Bough,”
vol. i. p. 125.)
“Caton appliquait à l’objet d’un de nos chapitres; ‘Nullum mihi vitium
facit.’ ... C’est ce que disait Caton lorsqu’un de ses esclaves pétoit en
sa presence.”—(Bib. Scat., “Oratio pro Guano Humano,” p. 21.)
In Angola, West Coast of Africa, flatulence is freely permitted among the
natives, but any license of this kind, taken while strangers are in the
vicinity, is regarded as a most deadly insult.—(“Muhongo,” an African
boy from Angola; interpretation by Rev. Mr. Chatelain.)
The poet Horace “a consacré plusieurs vers au sujet qui nous occupe.
On peut voir particulièrement la Satire VIII. qui contient le passage
suivant:—
“‘Mentior, at si quid merdis caput inquiner albis
Corvorum, atque in me veniat mictum atque cacatum
Julius, et fragilis pedacia, furque Voranus.’”—(Bib. Scat. p. 76.)
The celebrated English orator, Charles James Fox, is credited with the
authorship of “An Essay upon Wind,” published anonymously in London, and
numbered 91 in the Bib. Scat. (p. 39).
Martin Luther had many struggles and disputes with his Satanic Majesty,
in all of which the latter came off second best. Melanchthon is cited
as describing one of these, in which there were results worthy of
incorporation in this work: “Hoc dicto victus Dæmon, indignabundus
secumque murmurans abiit, eliso crepitu, non exiguo, cujus fussimen tetri
odoris dies aliquot redolebat hypocaustum.” Vid. Joh. Wier, de Præstig.
Dæmon. cap. 7, p. m. 54, in Schurig, “Chylologia,” p. 795, article “De
Crepitu Diaboli.”
“Luther relates a story of a lady who ‘Sathanum crepitu ventris
fugavit.’”—(“Les Propos de Table de Luther,” par G. Brunet, Paris, 1846,
p. 22, quoted in Buckle’s “Commonplace Book,” p. 472, vol. ii. of his
“Works.” All the English editions of Luther’s “Table Talk,” so far as
known to the author, are “expurgated.”)
“Ciceron, considérant le Peditus comme une victime innocente, opprimée
par la civilisation de son temps, poussait en sa faveur le cri de liberté
et formulait ses droits.” As a footnote to the foregoing we read the
following extract from Cicero: “Crepitus æque liberos ac ructus esse
opportere.”—(Lib. 9, Epist. 22.)
“Memento quia ventus est vita mea.”—(Job. vii. 9.)
“Pedere te mallem, namque hoc nec inutile, dicit Symmachus, et risum res
movet ista simul.”—(Martial, vii. 17, 9.)
“‘Le Tonnerre, ce n’est qu’un Pet;’ c’est Aristophane qui le dit.” Βροντὴ
καὶ πορδή, ὁμοίω—(“Nućes.”)
All the preceding from Bib. Scat., article, “Oratio pro Guano Humano.”
Consult Aristophanes, “The Clouds,” act v. scene 2.
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