Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globeBourke, John Gregory
Religion
Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globe
Bourke, John Gregory
Scatology
The rough games of the English rustics are not altogether free from
vestiges of the same nature as have been recorded of the Arabian sheik
in preceding pages. For example, in Northumberland, England, there was a
curious diversion called “F⸺g for the pig.” Brand gives no explanation
of the custom, which may be allied to the jocular tenures mentioned by
Blount, and with them to the worship of Bel-Phegor. Brand says: “The
ancient grossièreté of our manners would almost exceed belief. In the
stage directions to old Moralites we often find, ‘Here Satan letteth a
f⸺.’”—(“Popular Antiquities,” vol. ii. p. 9, article “Country Wakes.”)
In London itself such “survivals” lingered down to very recent periods.
“In former times the porters that plyed at Billingsgate used civilly to
entreat and desire every man that passed that way to salute a post that
stood there in a vacant place. If he refused to do this, they forthwith
laid hold of him, and by main force bouped his ⸺ against the post; but
if he quietly submitted to kiss the same, and paid down sixpence, then
they gave him a name, and chose some one of the gang for his godfather.
I believe this was done in memory of some old image that formerly stood
there, perhaps of Belius or Belin.”—(Brand, “Popular Antiquities,” vol.
ii. p. 433, article “Kissing the Post.”)
All these customs, absurd as they seem to us, may have been parts of
the ritual of deities of the same class as Bel-Phegor, who looked after
the excreta perhaps, and the organs connected therewith; some kind of
a tribute was demanded, and none could be more appropriate than the
offering of the parts or the submission to some pain inflicted upon them
by those in charge of the shrine.
Crossing the Atlantic, a custom suspiciously like the preceding, was
still to be heard of, as a rough boyish prank, in Philadelphia, Penn.,
thirty or more years ago. Whenever it happened that any boy was guilty
of flatulence, all the party of school-boys would cry, “Touch wood!” and
run to touch the nearest tree-box; those who were slow in doing this were
pounded by the more rapid ones.
“Then, lads and lasses, merry be,
...
And, to make sport,
I f⸺t and snort.”
(“The Pranks of Robin Goodfellow,” supposed to be by
Ben Jonson, quoted in Hazlitt’s “Fairy Tales,”
London, 1875, p. 420.)
The following memoranda from Buckle, “Commonplace Book,” seem to have no
value beyond merely filthy stories:—
“Ludlow’s f⸺ was a prophetique trump;
There never was anything so jump;
’Twas a very type of a vote of this rump,
Which nobody can deny.”
Ludlow is a stanch Republican. The incident alluded to was a subject
of much merriment, and exercised the pen of some of the choicest poets
of the latter half of the seventeenth century.—(“Ballad: A New Year’s
Gift for the Rump,” Jan. 5, 1659, and footnote in Percy Society’s “Early
English Poetry,” London, 1841, vol. iii. p. 176.)
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