Scheherazade: a London night's entertainmentWarden, Florence
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Scheherazade: a London night's entertainment
Warden, Florence
English fiction -- 19th century
Nouna, to her husband’s great comfort and gladness, was behaving
beautifully, and putting new life by her gaiety into the whole
household, the younger members of which, in spite of Ella’s
intelligence and her sisters’ beauty, were a little wanting in those
electric high spirits which, in the routine of a quiet country-house,
are as sunshine to the crops. The day after their arrival was Sunday,
and the morning church-going had been a fiery ordeal for George, not
from religious indifference, but from the misgiving that if Nouna
could not keep from smiling in the course of a well-conducted service
in a West End church, she would certainly be carried out in
convulsions from the Willingham place of worship, where the school
children, summer and winter, sniffed through the service in a
distressing chorus, while the loud-voiced clerk’s eccentric English
rang through the building, drowning the old vicar’s feeble voice; and
where the vicar’s wife, a strong-minded lady, whose district-visiting
was a sort of assize, had been known to “pull up” her reverend husband
publicly from her pew immediately below the pulpit when, as not
infrequently happened, he turned over two leaves of his sermon instead
of one, and went quietly on as if nothing had happened. “Turned over
two leaves? Bless me, so I have!” he would murmur, and rectify his
mistake with a tranquil nod.
So George had put his wife through a very severe drill before
starting, and had strictly forbidden her so much as to sneeze without
his permission. She had a narrow escape at the offertory, when one of
the churchwardens, with a lively remembrance of the artifices of his
own youth, shovelled a penny into the fingers of each of his offspring
with one hand, while he presented the plate menacingly with the other.
But glancing up at her husband and perceiving a frown of acute terror
on his face, she contrived to choke in silence; and the day was
gained.
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