John was swept along in the crowd, his own little group noisily
laughing and talking, Pansy hanging on his right arm, while her other
fondled a Pekinese dog with an enormous blue bow. They turned in at
a restaurant on the corner of a street, descended some marble steps
that wound round a lift, and suddenly John, pulled through a couple
of swing doors, halted amazed in a marble panelled room, over-lit,
with innumerable small tables surrounded by men and women.
Wellington made his way down the centre of the room, glancing at
himself in the large mirrors on his left and enjoying the sensation
their entrance caused. He commandeered a table down at the bottom,
near the noisy waitresses' buffet; above the babble of voices rose
the discordance of an orchestra on a dais. Its chief function
appeared to be that of creating as much noise as possible, including
antics at the piano and on a small drum and an organ. Wellington and
de Courtrai appeared to be well-known, for several dandified youths,
distinguished by spats, cuffs, side-whiskers or monocles, came over
to speak to them, and all were very convivial, ending their remarks
with, "Won't you introduce me?" Handshaking was a great ceremony,
accompanied with "How d'ye do?" to which was allied its inseparable
bromide, "Pleased to meet you."
Pop distinguished herself by ordering steak and chips and a bottle of
stout; Pansy had a more delicate taste, ordering sardines on toast,
which de Courtrai declared was a specialty in this hall of many
tables. Bewildered, John ordered the recommended dish, refused a
cigarette from a pale gentleman who insisted upon talking across
Pansy to him, and was suffocated with the heat and tobacco smoke.
The conversation was still of Lydia and her loves, punctuated by long
stories of the ladies, and other ladies' furs and "fellahs." John,
desperate for a theme of conversation, began by praising the
Pekinese, and then narrated his experience with the lady and her
three dogs in the park. To his surprise it awakened immediate and
deep interest. At the end, the girls giggled and Wellington
exclaimed, "Chase me!"
"It's thumbs up," said de Courtrai, wisely.
"What a cheek!" asserted Pansy, rolling her eyes; Pop declaring,
"It's a shime to lead awy the young,"--whereupon there was loud
laughter.
"Mind what you drink," said Fluffy impressively.
"I should take Welly as chaperon," advised Pansy.
John, getting redder and redder, partly in anger at his own naïve
foolishness, partly at their insinuations, declared he was not going
at all.
"What!" they all screamed in amazement.
"Wish I'd the chance," commented de Courtrai, adjusting his tie. "I
want some one to take a motherly interest in me."
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