John looked at him. Hook-nosed he wore an ingratiating smile and his
voice purred as he spoke; when he laughed he emitted a high falsetto
note. John's observation was broken by the entrance of an amazing
spectacle into the charmed circle. A man, so diminutive that his
dress shirt dominated him like a plate on a plate-holder, was shaking
hands with Lewis. On his fat nose he balanced, precariously, a pair
of pince-nez through which he peered bemusedly. The tips of his
chubby hands just emerged from two prominent cuffs, his legs being
wholly lost in corkscrew trousers falling over the feet.
"Good heavens!" cried John, "just look at--"
But another apparition joined the circle. Nature had created him as
an antidote to the little man. He was huge; a behemoth. His heavy
jaw, the massive head, the long teeth, made him a perfect ogre, and
in fulfilment he scowled at his companions. His large hands hooked
themselves by the thumbs on to the pockets of voluminous trousers.
"They belong to us," said Bailey, enjoying the shock he administered.
John's pride in his vocation had been too obvious not to afford
amusement to a confirmed cynic who had sat in the stalls for twenty
years, and had never betrayed the weakness of enthusiasm.
"But--but surely," said John, "the newspapers don't send people like
these--what about their dignity?"
"Dignity! There's no such thing in journalism. That belongs to the
leader-writer--in print."
"Are they all like this?"
"Most of us," replied Bailey, lighting a cigarette from the stub of
another. "We're working 'subs' by day and deadhead gentlemen by
night--the more respectable are civil servants--and they are the
least civil critics. Still--there are a few presentable ones; we
have the Grand Old Man--he's not here yet. He is a perfect contrast
to the Nut-food man--they'll be here later."
A curly-headed young man in a fur coat strolled in. He gave himself
a side glance in the long mirror, approved of his classic beauty and
passed on. Everybody nodded to him and he acknowledged their homage
graciously. Several elderly ladies and a flashily dressed actress
hurried after him into the theatre.
"That's Ronnie Mayfair--the actor. Freddie Pond will be here soon.
I've never known him to miss a first night."
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