The Scottish judges of the type of Hermand, Braxfield, Eskgrove and
others, so vividly pictured by Lord Cockburn, and of whom so many
anecdotes have been recorded, have long passed away. One of the latest
of them was Patrick (or as he was familiarly called, Peter) Robertson,
of whose wit and humour many reminiscences have been preserved. He was
noted for his obesity which occasioned the soubriquet applied to him
by Scott. According to the well-known story, Robertson, while still an
advocate, was one day the centre of a group in the Parliament House
which he was amusing with his drollery when Scott was seen approaching.
‘Hush, boys,’ said he, ‘here comes old Peveril--I see his peak,’
alluding to the novelist’s remarkably high skull. Scott, coming up in
the midst of the general laugh which followed, asked Lockhart what was
the joke. When Robertson’s personal remark was repeated to him, Scott,
with a look at the advocate’s rotund figure, retorted with another
personality, quietly remarking, ‘Ay, ay, my man, as weel Peveril o’ the
Peak ony day as Peter o’ the Paunch.’
[Sidenote: PATRICK ROBERTSON]
In his younger days Robertson was travelling for a stage or two on
the coach from Inverness to Perth, when a number of ministers were
his fellow-passengers, bound for the General Assembly at Edinburgh.
He engaged in conversation with them, and led them to believe that he
was also a clergyman from the extreme north of Scotland. When they
reached the point at which he meant to quit the coach there was a halt
for breakfast, and Robertson was asked to say grace. He began with a
word or two of Gaelic, but as his acquaintance with that language was
but slender, he poured forth a torrent of gibberish pronounced through
his nose with an occasional Gaelic word interjected. The ministers
listened with praiseworthy decorum, uncertain what particular dialect
of Gaelic it might be, for it was one with which none of them had any
acquaintance. But while Robertson still continued his nasal monologue
the coachman’s horn blew, and the clerical guests had to hurry
breakfastless back to their seats.
In the early years of last century Gaelic was frequently heard in the
Court of Session, as Highland witnesses were often ignorant of English,
and their evidence had to be translated by interpreters kept for the
purpose. Sometimes the ignorance of English was more assumed than real.
There is a story told of Lord Cullen, long remembered for his brilliant
feats of mimicry, who had a case in court where a Highland witness
was evidently ‘hedging’ and prevaricating. The judge at last lost
his patience and asked the Gaelic expert, ‘Mr. Interpreter, will you
inquire of the witness whether he saw the thing or did not see it, if
his language is capable of so fine a distinction.’
[Sidenote: LORD NEAVES]
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