Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 20th century -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
"I wonder if you know who I am. Perhaps you've seen my picture in the
papers? I'm generally done as a Nun. Have you? I wonder if you would
ever care to hear me sing? If you would, _do_ let me know when you can
come, and I will send you a box. And you won't forget to come round
and see me in my dressing-room afterwards, will you? It is so pleasant
to see one's friends afterwards; and I'll sing, oh, ever so much
better than usual for you!
"I told the boy to wait--just in case you wanted to send an answer.
I'm very excited and anxious! It's three thousand pounds Gilly wants.
It seems to me an awful lot, but I don't know much about publishing.
Do forgive me, dear Mr. Rock, but I was sure you would like to know,
and I don't believe Andy would have told you himself. Mind, when you
come to town--don't forget!--I am, dear Mr. Rock, yours very
sincerely,
"DORIS FLOWER.
_P.S._--Some day soon, when I'm out motoring, I may stop and see
you--if you've been nice!"
Jack Rock's heart was very soft; his vanity was also tickled. "Excited
and anxious, is she? Bless her! There'll be a rare talk in Meriton if
she comes to see old Jack!" He chuckled. "Me go and sit in a box, and
hear her sing! Asked to her dressing-room too!"
The novel picture of himself was altogether too much for Jack.
"As soon as you've done your tea, my lad, you can take an answer."
Jack's epistolary style was of a highly polite but rather unpractised
order. He struggled between his punctilious recognition of his own
station and the temptation of the Nun's friendliness--also (perhaps by
consequence) between the third, second, and first grammatical persons:--
"Mr. John Rock presents his respectful compliments to Miss Doris
Flower. Mr. Rock has the matter of which Miss Flower is good enough to
write under his careful consideration. Mr. Rock begs to assure you
that he will do his best to meet Miss Flower's wishes. There is
nothing I would not do for Andy, and I am sure that the boy will prove
himself deserving of Miss Flower's kind interest. When next visiting
London, Mr. Rock will feel himself highly honoured by availing himself
of Miss Flower's much-esteemed invitation. If Miss Flower should visit
Meriton, he would be very proud to welcome you at his house, next door
to the shop in High Street--anybody in Meriton knows where that is;
and I beg to remain, dear madam, your most obedient servant to
command,
JOHN ROCK."
"You can take it," said Jack to the messenger boy. "And here's half a
crown for yourself."
The messenger boy was a London boy; his professional belt was tight with
tea; and half a crown for himself! He put on his cap and stood on the
threshold. Escape was easy; he indulged his native humour.
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