Seeking Fortune in AmericaGrey, F. W. (Frederick William)
History
Seeking Fortune in America
Grey, F. W. (Frederick William)
Canada -- Description and travel; Mexico -- Description and travel; United States -- Description and travel
Of course, these strict prohibition laws in some of the counties have
started every known scheme for secret whisky selling. They tell about a
secret-service man who was trying to catch a nigger whom he suspected of
acting as distributor for the whisky men. He met him on the street one
day and asked him, in a whisper, if he knew where he could get some
whisky to drink. "I specs I can get you some if you gimme $2," said the
nigger. The detective handed the $2 to the coon, who said, “You hold
this box of shoes till I come back,” and hurried off round the corner.
The detective waited patiently for a couple of hours and no nigger. So
he decided he had been buncoed, and went up to the police station with
the box of shoes. When the box was opened, inside it, carefully wrapped
in tissue paper, was a quart of whisky! I was telling a Texan about the
thieving qualities of the Mexican here, and he argued that they could
not be any worse than the negro in the south. Said he, a nigger preacher
was warning his congregation against the evils of drinking, of theft,
against robbing chicken-coops, and stealing melons. When he got to this
part of his discourse up jumped one of the members and started for the
door. "Whar am yer goin' brudder?" said the preacher. "I’se goin' fer
mah coat kase yo jes minds me whar I lef it." They also tell about a
lady who left $2 at the cottage of a sick, coloured lady to buy a
chicken to make into broth. As she stepped out of the door she heard the
sick woman say to her boy, “Here, you Mose, bring me dat money, and go
get the chicken in the natural way.”
CHAPTER XXXVII
Puebla, the misgoverned—Justice under Colonel Cabrera—Royal Family of
Chihuahua—Tampico—Presidents Diaz and Madero.
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