She inquired if Evarne and Jess were settled in "diggings" yet, and
suggested that all three should put up together. The girls glanced
questioningly at one another. They had already arranged to divide
expenses, and now, on the score of further economy, agreed to the
newcomer's proposition.
And certainly, it was largely the business-like capacities of Madame
Cheape that enabled them to get rooms for twelve-and-six the week for
the three. For this sum they were to have a sitting-room on the ground
floor, a double-bedded front and a small back bedroom upstairs. By
common consent Madame Cheape was accorded the privilege of solitary
grandeur.
The house stood in an eminently respectable street, one end of which
opened on to the banks of a canal. The sitting-room was really quite
pretty, with clean curtains, pictures, and cheerful coloured cushions.
Moreover, in the corner stood a piano, its brightly-polished
candle-holders and embroidered key-cover suggesting that it was the
pride of its owner's heart.
That evening took place what had promised to be the first real
rehearsal, but lo! it seemed totally impossible to get a full cast
together. "Clarinda" and "Burns" were on hand now, sure enough, but that
much-needed personage, Charles Stuart--scene painter and shifter--prince
and footman--had run away! He added insult to injury by leaving a
message that he was "safely out of it," and "Caledonia's Bard" knew him
no more.
His mantle descended upon two of Mr. Punter's sons, who donned it
reluctantly enough. These lads, Pat and Billie, nervous gawks of
seventeen and nineteen, were both seemingly of such timorous
dispositions as to be unable to speak above a whisper. The lost Charlie
had roared his words like the Bull of Bashan. He would have been
audible, at all events.
Mr. Heathmore repeatedly assured everyone that he had only received his
script that Saturday. Since some of the scenes consisted almost entirely
of soliloquies on Burns's part, and since the poet, even in casual
conversation, had a little way of giving utterance to speeches of over a
page in length, poor Mr. Heathmore was still far from having committed
the part to memory. He unblushingly carried the voluminous script in his
hand as he acted, but held out hopes of knowing it pretty well by the
fateful Wednesday night. But if he really believed this himself, no one
else shared his confidence on the point.
Even had the performance been a fortnight instead of a couple of days
ahead, the company would have appeared in a hopelessly backward and
muddled state. Dismay was universal.
"This is no ordinary theatrical concern, is it?" inquired Evarne
despondently, and thereby aroused a regular storm.
"Heavens, no! It's a howling swindle! Ayr will probably see the
beginning and the end of the whole idiotic show." All agreed that the
play itself was a bit of rubbish, the management a regular humbugging
affair, and the prospects of the tour--nil!
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