California -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Western stories
She was a mother--and a rather exemplary one--of five children, although
her own age was barely nine. Two of these children were twins, and she
generally alluded to them as “Mr. Amplach's children,” referring to an
exceedingly respectable gentleman in the next settlement who, I have
reason to believe, had never set eyes on her or them. The twins were
quite naturally alike--having been in a previous state of existence two
ninepins--and were still somewhat vague and inchoate below their low
shoulders in their long clothes, but were also firm and globular about
the head, and there were not wanting those who professed to see in this
an unmistakable resemblance to their reputed father. The other children
were dolls of different ages, sex, and condition, but the twins may
be said to have been distinctly her own conception. Yet such was her
admirable and impartial maternity that she never made any difference
between them. “The Amplach's children” was a description rather than a
distinction.
She was herself the motherless child of Robert Foulkes, a hardworking
but somewhat improvident teamster on the Express Route between Big Bend
and Reno. His daily avocation, when she was not actually with him in the
wagon, led to an occasional dispersion of herself and her progeny along
the road and at wayside stations between those places. But the family
was generally collected together by rough but kindly hands already
familiar with the handling of her children. I have a very vivid
recollection of Jim Carter trampling into a saloon, after a five-mile
walk through a snowdrift, with an Amplach twin in his pocket. “Suthin'
ought to be done,” he growled, “to make Meary a little more careful o'
them Amplach children; I picked up one outer the snow a mile beyond Big
Bend.” “God bless my soul!” said a casual passenger, looking up hastily;
“I didn't know Mr. Amplach was married.” Jim winked diabolically at us
over his glass. “No more did I,” he responded gloomily, “but you can't
tell anything about the ways o' them respectable, psalm-singing jay
birds.” Having thus disposed of Amplach's character, later on, when
he was alone with Mary, or “Meary,” as she chose to pronounce it, the
rascal worked upon her feelings with an account of the infant Amplach's
sufferings in the snowdrift and its agonized whisperings for “Meary!
Meary!” until real tears stood in Mary's blue eyes. “Let this be a
lesson to you,” he concluded, drawing the ninepin dexterously from his
pocket, “for it took nigh a quart of the best forty-rod whisky to bring
that child to.” Not only did Mary firmly believe him, but for weeks
afterwards “Julian Amplach”--this unhappy twin--was kept in a somnolent
attitude in the cart, and was believed to have contracted dissipated
habits from the effects of his heroic treatment.
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