Legislators -- Fiction; Political fiction; Washington (D.C.) -- Fiction
"This country's all right, and we couldn't go wrong if we tried. Them
that sets themselves up to be so terrible superior are just bad
Americans, that's the long and the short of it, and they'll find it out
at the next elections. If Senator North should take a trip out West
just now, they'd tar and feather him, and I'd like to be there to see
it done. They can't say what they think of his setting on patriotic
Senators loud enough. And as for the President--"
"Well, don't criticise the President while you are under his roof. It
is bad manners. Here we are. Will you go in first?"
"Well, I don't see why I shouldn't. I'll hurry on so they can see your
dress; it's just too lovely for anything."
Betty wore a white embroidered chiffon over green; she shook out the
train, which had been over her arm ever since she entered the house.
Her name was announced in a loud tone, and she entered the pretty
flowery Blue Room with its charmingly dressed receiving party standing
before a large group of favoured and critical friends, and facing the
inquisitive eyes in the central doorway. The President grasped her hand
and said, "How do you do, Miss Madison?" in so pleased and so cordial a
tone that Betty for a fleeting moment wondered where she could have met
him before. Then she smiled, made a comprehensive bow to his wife and
the women of the Cabinet, and passed on. Mrs. Mudd, who had shaken
hands relentlessly with every weary member of the receiving party,
reached the door of exit after her and clutched her by the arm.
"Say!" she exclaimed with excitement, although her drawl was but half
conquered. "Where _do_ you s'pose I could have met the President
before? I know by the way he said 'Mrs. Mudd,' he remembered me, but I
just can't think, to save my life. My! ain't he fascinating?"
Betty had laughed aloud. "I am sorry to hurt your vanity," she replied,
"but the President is said to have the best manners of any man who has
occupied the White House within living memory."
"What d'you mean?" cried Mrs. Mudd, sharply. "D' you mean he didn't
know me? I just know he did, so there! And he can pack his clothes in
my trunk as soon as he likes."
"Good heaven!" "Oh, that's slang. I forgot you were so terrible
superior. But you've got good cause to know I'm virtuous. Lands sakes!
I guess nobody ever said I warn't."
"I don't fancy anybody ever did."
They were in the East Room again, with the stars and stripes, the
moving glitter of gold, the loud hum mingled with the distant strains
of martial music.
"It's really inspiring," said Lady Mary. "I wish I could write a war
poem."
"I hope there is nothing coming to inspire war doggerel; the prospect
of a new crop of war stories and war plays is too painful. We were all
brought up on the Civil War and are resigned to its literature. But
life is too short to get used to a new variety."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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