"Well--yes. This afternoon I was looking round through the kitchen, sort
of reconnoitering, you might say, and finding out what I have to work
with, for just between us, when some of this bunch goes I'll easily be
persuaded to come back and cook for you. I was hunting round in the big
refrigerator with a candle, thinking maybe some little token of food had
been left over from last summer's rush--something in a can that time can
not wither nor custom stale, as the poet says--and away up on the top
shelf, in the darkest corner, I found a little package."
"Quick, Peters," cried Magee, "where is that package now?"
"I'm coming to that," went on the hermit, not to be hurried. "What
struck me first about the thing was it didn't have any dust on it.
'Aha,' I says, or words to that effect. I opened it. What do you think
was in it?"
"I don't have to think--I know," said Magee. "Money. In the name of
heaven, Peters, tell me where you've got the thing."
"Just a minute, Mr. Magee. Let me tell it my way. You're right. There
was money in that package. Lots of it. Enough to found a university, or
buy a woman's gowns for a year. I was examining it careful-like when a
shadow came in the doorway. I looked up--"
"Who?" asked Magee breathlessly.
"That little blinky-eyed Professor Bolton was standing there, most
owlish and interested. He came into the refrigerator. 'That package you
have in your hand, Peters,' he says, 'belongs to me. I put it in cold
storage so it would keep. I'll take it now.' Well, Mr. Magee, I'm a
peaceful man. I could have battered that professor into a learned sort
of jelly if I'd wanted to. But I'm a great admirer of Mr. Carnegie, on
account of the library, and I go in for peace. I knew it wasn't exactly
the thing, but--"
"You gave him the package?"
"That's hardly the way I would put it, Mr. Magee. I made no outcry or
resistance when he took it. 'I'm just a cook,' I says, 'in this house. I
ain't the trusted old family retainer that retains its fortunes like a
safety deposit vault.' So I let go the bundle. It was weak of me, I
know, but I sort of got the habit of giving up money, being married so
many years."
"Peters," said Mr. Magee, "I'm sorry your grip was so insecure, but I'm
mighty glad you came to me with this matter."
"He told me I wasn't to mention it to anybody," replied the hermit, "but
as I say, I sort of look on it that we were here first, and if our
guests get to chasing untold wealth up and down the place, we ought to
let each other in on it."
"Correct," answered Magee. "You are a valuable man, Peters. I want you
to know that I appreciate the way you have acted in this affair." Four
shadowy figures tramped in through the dining-room door. "I should say,"
he continued, "that the menu you propose for dinner will prove most
gratifying."
"What--oh--yes, sir," said Peters. "Is that all?"
"Quite," smiled Magee. "Unless--just a minute, this may concern you--on
my word, there's another new face at Baldpate."
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