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The maid, properly impressed, carried the message at once; and
curiosity brought madame in surprising haste to the hall, where she
looked Patsy over with frank amazement.
"Madame speak French? Ah, I thought so. Madame desires a
cook--_voila!_"
The abruptness of this announcement turned madame giddy. "How did you
know? Mine did not leave half an hour ago; there isn't another French
cook within five miles; it is unbelievable."
"It is Providence." Patsy cast her eyes devoutly heavenward.
"You have references--"
"References!" Patsy shrugged her shoulders contemptuously. "What
would madame do with references? She cannot eat them; she cannot feed
them to her guests. I can cook. Is that not sufficient?"
"But--you do not think--It is impossible that I ever employ a servant
without references. And you--you look like anything in the world but
a French cook."
"Madame is not so foolish as to find fault with the ways of
Providence, or judge one by one's clothes? Who knows--at this moment
it may be _a la mode_ in Paris for cooks to wear sailor blouses.
Besides, madame is mistaken; I am not a servant. I am an artist--a
culinary artist."
"You can cook, truly?"
"But yes, madame!"
"Excellent sauces?"
"_Mon Dieu_--Bechamel--Hollandaise--chaud-froid--maitre
d'hotel--Espagnole--Bearnaise--" Patsy completed the list with an
ecstatic kiss blown into the air.
Madame sighed and spoke in English: "It is unbelievable--absurd. I
shouldn't trust my own eyes or palate if I sat down to-night to the
most remarkable dinner in the world; but one must feed one's guests."
She looked Patsy over again. "Your trunk?"
"Trunk? Is it toilettes or sauces madame wishes me to make for her
guests? _Ma foi!_ Trunks--references--one is as unimportant as the
other. Is it not enough for the present if I cook for madame?
Afterward--" She ended with the all-expressive shrug.
Evidently madame conceded the point, for without further comment she
led the way to the kitchen and presented the bill of fare for dinner.
"'For twelve,'" read Patsy. "And to-morrow is Sunday. Ah, Providence
is good to madame, _mais-oui?_"
But madame's thoughts were on more practical matters. "Your wages?"
"One hundred francs a week, and the kitchen to myself. I, too, have a
temper, madame." Patsy gave a quick toss to her head, while her eyes
snapped.
* * * * *
That night the week-end guests at Quality House sat over their
coffee, volubly commenting on the rare excellence of their dinner and
the good fortune of their hostess in her possession of such a cook.
Madame kept her own counsel and blessed Providence; but she did not
allow that good fortune to escape with her better judgment--or
anything else. She ordered the butler, before retiring, to count the
silver and lock it in her dressing-room; this was to be done every
night--as long as the new cook remained.
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