+ _Of Augustus and Athenodorus the Phylosopher._
cxxxvii. 151
+ _Of the frenche kyng and the brome seller._
cxxxviii. 152
+ _An other tale of the same frenche kyng._
cxxxix. 153
+ _What an Italyan fryer dyd in his preaching._
cxl. 155
TALES
AND
QUICKE ANSWERES.
+ _Of hym that rode out of London and had his seruaunt folowynge on
foote._ i.
+ There was a manne on a tyme that rode v myle out of London, and had
his seruaunt folowyng after hym on fote, the whiche came so nere, that
the horse strake hym a great stroke vpon the thye. The seruaunte,
thynkynge to be reuenged, toke and threwe a great stone at the horse,
and hytte his mayster on the raynes of the backe, who thought it had
bene his horse. He within a whyle loked backe and chydde his seruaunte,
bycause he came haltynge so farre behynde. The seruaunt aunswered: Sir,
your horse hath gyuen me suche a stroke vpon my thygh, that I can go no
faster. Trewely, sayde his mayster, the horse is a great kyckar, for
lyke-wyse with his hele right nowe[146] he gaue me a great stroke vpon
the raynes of my backe.
+ _Of hym that preched on saynt Chrystophers day._ ii.
+ A fryere that preached vpon a saynt Christofers daye, greatly laudynge
saynte Christopher, sayde: what a prerogatyue hadde he here in erthe in
his armes to beare our Sauioure! was there euer any lyke hym in grace? A
homely blount felowe, heryng hym aske twyse or thryse that question so
ernestly, answered: yes, mary: the asse that bare both hym and his
mother.
+ _Of the frenche man, that stroue with the Janway for his armes._ iii.
+ There was one amonge the Janwayes[147] that the Frenche kyng had hyred
to make warre agaynst the Englysshe men, which bare an oxe heed paynted
in his shelde: the whiche shelde a noble man of France challenged: and
so longe they stroue, that they must needs fyght for it. So, at a day
and place appoynted, the frenche gallaunt came into the felde, rychely
armed at all peces.[148] The Janway all vnarmed came also in to the
felde, and said to the frenche man: wherfore shall we this day fyght?
Mary, sayd the frenche man, I wyll make good with my body, that these
armes were myne auncetours' before thyne. What were your auncetours'
armes, quod the Janwaye? An oxe heed, sayd the frenche man. Than, sayde
the Janwaye, here needeth no batayle: for this that I beare is a cowes
heed.
By thys tale ye perceyue howe nycely the vayne braggynge of the frenche
man was deryded.
FOOTNOTES:
[146] Just now.
[147] The Genoese.
+ _Of the curate that sayde our Lorde fedde U. C. persons._ iiii.
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