Shakespeare's Christmas, and other storiesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
"James, I beg you not to be a fool. Has he cut and run?" she asked.
"He has."
"You can find him?"
"No," said I, "and I don't want to. But I can get a message conveyed
that will probably reach and warn him--if he has not thought of it
already--to send a letter to the Bishop formally resigning his living."
Then Mrs. James Carthew made a totally unexpected and, as I still hold,
a really humorous remark.
"Drat the fellow!" she said. "And he preached an Assize Sermon too!"
But once again her ass of a mate broke in.
"What, in the devil's name, are you parleying about, Maria? Addison or
no Addison, you don't suppose I'm to be blackmailed into buying Welland
for that young whelp!"
"Just as you please," said I. "If you prefer the money being raised for
him on the entail, so be it."
"On the entail?" He opened and shut his mouth like a fish.
"Yes, sir; on the entail--_his parents not having employed Mr. Addison
to marry them_."
But at this point Mrs. James, without deigning me another look, tucked
the poor fool under her arm and carried him off.
I left Tregarrick two days later with a hundred pounds in my pocket:
for the odd notes seemed to me a fair commission on a very satisfactory
job. Now, as I look back on my adventure, I detect several curious
points in it. The first is, that I have never set eyes on Susie Martin:
the second, that I never had another interview with Mr. or Mrs. James
Carthew: the third, that neither then nor since have I ever had a
word of thanks from the lady and child to whom I rendered this signal
service. The one, so far as I know, never saw me: the other saw me only
for that instant when he dropped me a penny for a trick. To both, I
am known only as Captain Richard Steele, and whoever inhabits Welland
pays five shillings out of one pocket into another for his tenancy, and
will continue to do so. But, perhaps, what the reader will most wonder
at, is that I--Gabriel Foot--having my hand on three thousand five
hundred pounds, and a clear run for it, should have yielded up all but
a hundred for a widow and orphan, who never heard of my existing. Well,
perhaps, the secret is that Leggat intended to yield it, and I pride
myself on being a better man than Leggat. In short, I have, within
limits, a conscience.
RAIN OF DOLLARS
I
At nine o'clock or thereabouts in the morning of January 5, 1809, five
regiments of British infantry and a troop of horse artillery with six
guns were winding their way down the eastern slope of a ravine beyond
Nogales, in the fastnesses of Galicia. They formed the reserve of
Sir John Moore's army, retreating upon Corunna; and as they slid or
skidded down the frozen road in the teeth of a snowstorm, the men of
the 28th and 95th Rifles, who made up the rearguard--for the cavalry
had been sent forward as being useless for protection in this difficult
country--were forced to turn from time to time and silence the fire of
the French, close upon their heels and galling them.
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