Shakespeare's Christmas, and other storiesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
And about three-quarters of a mile above the ferry-crossing (where is
the best anchorage) you will find the entrance of the creek they call
Frenchman's, with a cob-built ruin beside it, and perhaps, if you come
upon it in the morning sunlight, ten or a dozen herons aligned like
statues on the dismantled walls.
Now, why they call it Frenchman's Creek no one is supposed to know,
but this story will explain. And the story I heard on the spot from an
old verderer, who had it from his grandfather, who bore no unimportant
part in it--as will be seen. Maybe you will find it out of keeping with
its scenery. In my own words you certainly would: and so I propose to
relate it just as the verderer told it to me.
I
First of all you'll let me say that a bad temper is an affliction,
whoever owns it, and shortening to life. I don't know what your opinion
may be: but my grandfather was parish constable in these parts for
forty-seven years, and you'll find it on his headstone in Manaccan
churchyard that he never had a cross word for man, woman, or child. He
took no credit for it: it ran in the family, and to this day we're all
terribly mild to handle.
Well, if ever a man was born bad in his temper, 'twas Captain
Bligh, that came from St. Tudy parish, and got himself known to all
the world over that dismal business aboard the _Bounty_. Yes, Sir,
that's the man--"Breadfruit Bligh," as they called him. They made an
Admiral of him in the end, but they never cured his cussedness: and my
grandfather, that followed his history (and good reason for why) from
the day he first set foot in this parish, used to rub his hands over
every fresh item of news. "Darn it!" he'd say, "here's that old Turk
broke loose again. Lord, if he ain't a warrior!" Seemed as if he took a
delight in the man, and kept a sort of tenderness for him till the day
of his death.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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