Shakespeare's Christmas, and other storiesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
So far as I know, nothing went wrong with them until they came to
Torpoint Ferry: and there, on the Cornish side of the water, stood the
Highflyer coach, the inside of it crammed full of parcels belonging
to our Vicar's wife, Mrs. Polwhele, that always visited Plymouth once
a year for a week's shopping. Having all these parcels to bring home,
Mrs. Polwhele had crossed over by a waterman's boat two hours before,
packed the coach as full as it would hold, and stepped into the Ferry
Inn for a dish of tea. "And glad I am to be across the river in good
time," she told the landlady; "for by the look of the sky there's a
thunderstorm coming."
Sure enough there was, and it broke over the Hamoaze with a bang just
as Captain Bligh and his friend put across in the ferry-boat. The
lightning whizzed and the rain came down like the floods of Deva, and
in five minutes' time the streets and gutters of Torpoint were pouring
on to the quay like so many shutes, and turning all the inshore water
to the colour of pea-soup. Another twenty minutes and 'twas over; blue
sky above and the birds singing, and the roof and trees all a-twinkle
in the sun; and out steps Mrs. Polwhele very gingerly in the landlady's
pattens, to find the Highflyer ready to start, the guard unlashing the
tarpaulin that he'd drawn over the outside luggage, the horses steaming
and anxious to be off, and on the box-seat a couple of gentlemen wet to
the skin, and one of them looking as ugly as a chained dog in a street
fight. This was Bligh, of course. His friend, Mr. Sharl, sat alongside,
talking low and trying to coax him back to a good temper: but Mrs.
Polwhele missed taking notice of this. She hadn't seen the gentlemen
arrive, by reason that, being timid of thunder, at the very first peal
she'd run upstair, and crawled under one of the bed-ties: and there she
bided until the chambermaid brought word that the sky was clear and the
coach waiting.
If ever you've had to do with timmersome folks I daresay you've noted
how talkative they get as soon as danger's over. Mrs. Polwhele took a
glance at the inside of the coach to make sure that her belongings were
safe, and then, turning to the ladder that the Boots was holding for
her to mount, up she trips to her outside place behind the box-seat,
all in a fluff and commotion, and chattering so fast that the words
hitched in each other like beer in a narrow-necked bottle.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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