Shameless Wayne: A Romance of the last Feud of Wayne and RatcliffeSutcliffe, Halliwell
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Shameless Wayne: A Romance of the last Feud of Wayne and Ratcliffe
Sutcliffe, Halliwell
Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Vendetta -- Fiction
"’Twould seem there’s more than one has marked how fair a washing day it
is," answered another, showing a like surprise. "They’re not content
with one pool, either, but must use them both."
"Whose sheep should they be, think ye? They’re sadly lean, once they
are rubbed free of dirt," went on Red Ratcliffe, who seemed to be the
leader of the band.
"Nay, if there’s aught poor in breed, father it on a Wayne," said the
other.
Red Ratcliffe fixed his eyes on Hiram Hey, who was watching the pool
with that daft air of simplicity which was his staunchest weapon in
times of peril.
"We want to wash our sheep," said Ratcliffe.
Hiram lifted his head. "Oh, ay? Well, we shall noan keep ye long—say
till six o’ th’ afternooin," he answered, and resumed his contemplation
of the pool.
"Six of the afternoon? ’Tis easy to be seen, sirrah, that thou hast a
taste for jesting," said Red Ratcliffe.
"We’ve scant time for jests, Maister, an’ I’m telling ye plain truth.
Ay, we’ll be done by six o’ th’ clock, for sure—or mebbe a two-three
minutes afore, if these feckless shepherds ’ull bestir theirselns.
Jose, what dost tha think?"
"Think?" echoed Jose, rubbing hard and fast at the fleece of an old
bell-wether. "Well, mebbe we shall win through by half-after five—but
there’s niver no telling."
Red Ratcliffe curbed his temper; for he had known many moor folk in his
time, and this trick of "shamming gaumless" was no new one to him. He
changed his key accordingly, seeing that his own rough banter would
stand no chance against Hiram’s subtler wit.
"Clear the pens of yond murrain-rotted ewes; we’ve some whole-bodied
sheep to wash," he said peremptorily.
"Clear th’ pens?" said Hiram, scratching his head. "Well, we’re framing
to clear ’em, fast as iver we can. An’ as for th’ ewes—there’s been no
murrain among Wayne sheep these five year past."
"Cease fooling, thou lousy dotard! Dost think we’ve come all the way
from Wildwater only to go back again because we find a handful of
yokels, belonging to God-know-whom, fouling the water of the pond?"
"Honest muck fouls no pools, an’ I thowt onybody wod hev knawn we
belonged to Wayne o’ Marsh. Ay, for ye allowed as mich a while
back—seeing, I warrant, what well-set-up chaps we war."
"Begow, that’s th’ first we’ve heard on ’t fro’ owd Hiram," muttered
Jose the shepherd, chuckling soberly as he dipped another ewe.
"Ay," went on Hiram placidly, "there’s none denies ’at th’ Wayne
farm-folk can best ony others i’ th’ moorside."
"Tha lees, Hiram Hey! Man for man, ye’re childer to us as warks at
Wildwater," cried one of the Ratcliffe yokels, gathering courage from
the armed force about him.
"Settle that quarrel as best pleases you," cried Red Ratcliffe sharply;
"meanwhile ’tis work, not talk, and if yonder pool is not cleared by the
time I’ve counted ten—well, there’ll be more than sheep dipped in it."
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