Shameless Wayne: A Romance of the last Feud of Wayne and RatcliffeSutcliffe, Halliwell
General
Shameless Wayne: A Romance of the last Feud of Wayne and Ratcliffe
Sutcliffe, Halliwell
Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Vendetta -- Fiction
"Now then, ye idle wenches!" she cried, soon as she had crossed the
kitchen threshold. "Do ye think gaping at a mutton-pasty ’ull mak it
walk to th’ dining board? Martha, tha’rt allus mooning ower thy work
like a goose wi’ a nicked head. An’ look at Mary yonder! Standing arms
under apron when th’ house ’ull soon be full o’ hungry folk. An’ th’
Waynes allus had good appetites, sorrow or no sorrow."
Nanny was setting parsley-sprigs round a dish of neat’s tongue all this
time; and when this was done she climbed onto the settle and reached
down piece after piece of haver-bread that was drying on the creel. The
same instinct that had bidden her test the quality of Wayne’s winding
sheet, while yet she was deep in sorrow for him, was with her now, and
her mind was set on leaving no unremembered detail, of wine or meat or
ripe October ale, to mar the burial-feast.
"It’s weel to do nowt, same as some folk!" she cried, stopping to glance
sourly at the progress of the maids. "I don’t know what wenches are
made on nowadays, that I don’t."
"Do nowt, my sakes! When my knees is dibble-double-ways wi’ weariness,"
cried Martha.
"Hoity-toity! I’ve done as mich before breakfast ivery day o’ th’ week
when I war a lass.—Mary, wilt gi’e me a hand wi’ this cheese, or mun I
let it fall to th’ floor-stuns?"
The maids, run off their feet already, without any help from outside,
grew wild with the natter-natter of the Sexton’s wife; but awe of her
kept any but the briefest snaps of anger from their tongues, and it was
a relief to both when the door opened slowly and they saw Hiram Hey
standing on the threshold. Clean-shaven and spruce of body was Hiram,
and a certain melancholy drooping of the mouth-corners could not quench
his sober gaiety of mien.
"’Tis a sad day, this, for us at Marsh," he said, thrusting his head
forward and sniffing the air with unctuous wonder that the women could
think of victuals at all at such a time.
Nanny turned quickly. "It willun’t be ony brighter for thy coming,
Hiram Hey. We want no men-folk here," she cried.
The maids looked from Nanny to the farm-man, and then at each other.
There was a stiff breeze always when these two met, and Nanny was apt to
find her match at such times.
"Well, now, are ye winning forrard-like?" said Hiram, leaning against
the doorway in his idlest attitude.
"Ay, an’ no thanks to thee," snapped the Sexton’s wife.
"It beats me to know how folk can eat an’ drink, an’ drink an’ eat, when
there’s a burying. It seems a mockery o’ th’ dead, that it does—as mich
as to say, ’See what it is to be wick, lad; tha’ll niver put victuals
down thy throat again, same as I’m doing now.’ Ay, I’ve oft thowt it’s
enough to mak a corpse turn round an’ scowl at ye."
"I’ve seen thee at a burying, Hiram," said the Sexton’s wife, quietly,
"an’ tha can do thy share, I’ve noticed. It’s all talk, an’ nowt but,
wi’ sich as ye. Tha cannot see we’re thrang, mebbe?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account