"Would’st hev hed me born a lad?" "Nay, begow! but tha’s getten so mich sense; that’s what I mean. It fair caps me—as if I’d fund apples growing on a thistle-top." Martha had a keen answer on her tongue-tip, but she held it back; for the lads were beginning to pass her by, and it was time she had a goodman. "It’s a lot for thee to say, Hiram, is that," she murmured, dropping her eyes. "I iver thowt there war maid i’ Marshcotes could come nigh to what _tha_ looks for i’ a wench." "Nor I nawther," said Hiram gravely. "I’ve said to myseln time an’ agen that if I war to keep good company till th’ end o’ my days, I’d hev to live wi’ myseln." "It wod take a good un to be mate to thee." Hiram half lifted his foot to the bottom step of the stile, then withdrew it. "Go slow, lad," he murmured. "If tha taks it at this flairsome speed, where wilt be by to-morn?" "I wod tak a varry good un," repeated Martha. But Hiram had taken fright on the sudden. "I seed th’ Lean Man go through Marshcotes a while back," he said, with would-be carelessness. "Oh, ay? Th’ Ratcliffes seem to be up an’ about this morn, for I passed Red Ratcliffe i’ th’ meadow not five minites sin’. Sakes, but he’s an ill-favoured un, is Red Ratcliffe! He war for gi’eing me a kiss an’ a hug just now, but I let him feel th’ wrong side o’ my hand i’stead.—An’ what did th’ Lean Man look like, Hiram, after his fighting o’ t’ other day?" "Nay, I niver stopped to axe; but I noticed he looked queerish where he took yond sword-cut a two-week come yesterday. I’m none for praising th’ young Maister, not I, seeing he’s shameless by name an’ shameless by natur—but I take it kindly of him that he sliced th’ Lean Man’s ear off clean as a tummit-top. There’s none i’ th’ moorside but wishes his head had followed." "Now whisht, Hiram!" cried Martha. "It’s a two-week come yesterday sin’ they fought i’ th’ kirkyard, but I’m sick yet wheniver I call to mind how they came home to Marsh that morn. Th’ burial-board war all spread, an’ I war agate wi’ drawing a jug of October when Nanny Witherlee comes running into th’ pantry, as white as a hailstone, an’ ’Martha,’ say she, ’there’ll be a sorry mess on th’ hall-floor—an’ us to have spent so mich beeswax on’t,’ says she. ’Why, what’s agate?’ I says. ’Th’ Waynes is back for th’ burying-feast,’ says Nanny, ’an’ they’ve brought some gaping wounds, my sakes, to sit at meat wi’ ’em.’" "I warrant they did," assented Hiram, "for I see’d ’em myseln." "Well, I runs a-tip-toe then to th’ hall door, an’ I screamed out to see th’ Waynes standing there. A score or so there mud be, all drinking as if they’d sweated like brocks at grasscutting; an’ there war a queer silence among ’em; an’ some war binding arms an’ legs, an’ th’ floor, I tell thee, war more slippy under a body’s feet nor ony beeswax warranted."