Shandygaff: A number of most agreeable Inquirendoes upon Life & Letters, interspersed with Short Stories & Skits, the whole most Diverting to the ReaderMorley, Christopher
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Shandygaff: A number of most agreeable Inquirendoes upon Life & Letters, interspersed with Short Stories & Skits, the whole most Diverting to the Reader
Morley, Christopher
Essays; Short stories
Spring comes late on these windy uplands, and indoors one still sits
close to the fire. These are the days of booming gales over the
sheepwolds, and the afternoon ride with Shotover becomes an adventure. I
am not one of those who shirk bicycling in a wind. Give me a two-mile
spin with the gust astern, just to loosen the muscles and sweep the
morning's books and tobacco from the brain--and then turn and at it! It
is like swimming against a great crystal river. Cap off, head up--no
crouching over the handle-bars like the Saturday afternoon shopmen! Wind
in your hair, the broad blue Cotswold slopes about you, every ounce of
leg-drive straining on the pedals--three minutes of it intoxicates you.
You crawl up-wind roaring the most glorious nonsense, ribaldry, and
exultation into the face of the blast.
I am all for the Cotswolds in the last vacation before "Schools." In
mid-March our dear gray Mother Oxford sends us away for six weeks while
she decks herself against the spring. Far and wide we scatter. The
Prince to Germany--the dons to Devon--the reading parties to quiet
country inns here and there. Some blithe spirits of my acquaintance are
in those glorious dingy garrets of the Latin Quarter with Murger's
"Scènes de la Vie de Bohème" as a viaticum. Others are among the tulips
in Holland. But this time I vote for the Cotswolds and solitude.
There is a straggling gray village which lies in the elbow of a green
valley, with a clear trout-stream bubbling through it. There is a
well-known inn by the bridge, the resort of many anglers. But I am not
for inns nor for anglers this time. It is a serious business, these last
two months before Schools, and I and my books are camped in a "pensive
citadel" up on the hill, where the postman's wife cares for me and
worries because I do not eat more than two normal men. There is a
low-ceilinged sitting room with a blazing fire. From one corner a
winding stair climbs to the bedroom above. There are pipes and tobacco,
pens and a pot of ink. There are books--all historical volumes, the only
evidence of relaxation being Arthur Gibbs' "A Cotswold Village" and one
of Bartholomew's survey maps. Ten hours' work, seven hours' sleep, three
hours' bicycling--that leaves four hours for eating and other
emergencies. That is how we live on twenty-four hours a day, and turn a
probable Fourth in the Schools into a possible Third.
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