Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I saw she had a sneaking kindness for me yet; but it was not right to
encourage her. I hastened, therefore, to express my thanks for the
sympathy which I had been informed she had bestowed on me, on the
memorable occasion of my dip in the Schuylkill; and regretted that the
indisposition consequent upon that disaster had prevented my calling
earlier. I had not met the fair lady at Mrs. Pickup's or the Misses
Oldstyle's, or at the other two place where I had figured during the
last four evenings; and although it was highly probable she knew my
indisposition had not prevented my going to these places, yet my not
seeing her made the excuse perfectly genteel and fair. Yet she looked
at me intently--I thought sadly and reproachfully--for a moment, and
then, recovering herself, expressed her pleasure to see me so well
restored, and ended, with great self-possession, by presenting me to
her new admirer. After this her manner was cooler, and I thought her
pique rendered her a little neglectful. It was certain she wished
me to observe that she had a high opinion of the new Philander; a
circumstance to which I was not so indifferent as I ought to have
been. But, in truth, she was an elegant soul, and the more I looked at
her the more I regretted she was not a fortune. I felt myself growing
sentimental, and, to check the feeling, I resolved to proceed to
business.
I had no sooner asked after the old gentleman, and expressed a desire
to see him, than she gave me a look that bewildered me. It expressed
surprise and inquiry, mingled with what I should have fancied contempt,
could I have believed anybody could entertain such a feeling for me.
She rang the bell, ordered my desire to be conveyed to her father, and
in a few moments I was requested to walk up stairs to his study, where
I found him in company with a gentleman of the law and a broker, whose
face I knew, and surrounded with papers.
"Ah!" said I to myself, "things are now coming to a crisis; he is
making an assignment."
The gentleman of the law and the broker took their departure, and Mr.
Periwinkle Smith gave me a hard look. I began to suspect what he was
thinking of; he was perhaps looking for me to make a declaration in
relation to his fair daughter.
That he might not be troubled with such expectation long, I instantly
opened my business, and gave him to understand I came to make proposals
(he opened his eyes and grinned) for his house (he looked astounded),
which, I had heard, he was about to dispose of.
"Indeed!" said he, and then fell to musing a while. "Pray, Mr. Dawkins,"
said he, "who sent you upon this wise errand?"
I did not like his tone, but I answered I came on the part of my uncle,
Samuel Wilkins, of Wilkinsbury Hall--for I thought it as well to make
my kinsman's name sound lordly.
"Very good," said he; "but what made you suppose I intended to sell my
property?"
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