Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
But what spoke highly in his favour was, that whatever had been his
profession, he had now abandoned it, with the praiseworthy intention of
living a gentleman during the remainder of his life; and what was also
advantageous, he had pursued it at such a distance from the haunts of
fashion that his new friends might, with the greatest propriety, affect
an entire ignorance of it.
His having a daughter, too, and but one son to divide with her his
eight hundred and seventy thousand--that is to say, his two hundred and
ninety--was also a strong recommendation to those mammas who had sons
to provide for; and his determination to indulge the fair Pattie in
as many balls and parties as she desired, was another circumstance to
propitiate favour.
But, to crown all, _I_ countenanced him; and that settled the matter.
In a few days' time there was such a rattle and trampling at the
brewer's door as had never been known before. The whole square was in
commotion, being choked up with carriages; and such was the throng of
genteel people rushing into the house, that an unsophisticated dealer
in second-hand furniture, supposing there was an auction to be held,
stalked into the parlour, and electrified everybody by wondering, in
the way of a question not addressed to any particular person, "when the
sale was to begin?"
In short, the thing was settled; my uncle was dubbed a gentleman, and
every occurrence went to show that in the approaching season his rank
would be confirmed, and his daughter recognised as a belle by everybody
in town.
But before that time a change came o'er the spirit of my fate, and--But
I shall confess the whole affair to the reader.
CHAPTER XVII.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE RELATES THE PASSION HE CONCEIVED FOR HIS FAIR
COUSIN, AND HIS ENGAGEMENT TO ELOPE WITH HER.
My uncle Wilkins, it seems, was not merely ambitious to get into good
society; he was ambitious to have his daughter married, and, as he
said, into the best family in the land: an object not very difficult
to compass, considering the fortune he intended to leave her. But my
uncle was resolved her husband should be rich as well as distinguished;
and I discovered the old curmudgeon had an extreme horror of poverty.
Perhaps one of the strongest reasons for his leaving the country was
a fear he had lest his adorable daughter should be snapped up by that
aforesaid Danny Baker, whom my cousin had pronounced "one of the truest
and handsomest sweethearts I ever saw;" although I never saw him at
all, nor, indeed, any other extremely true and handsome sweetheart of
the male gender in all my life; for those that are true are ugly, and
those that are handsome are as uncertain as politics. I say this was my
uncle's fear, and, indeed, he confessed to me his belief that Pattie
had really a sneaking kindness for the young rustic; for which reason
he was anxious to have her married as soon as possible.
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