Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I say _my_ marriage, for I had no thoughts of bestowing forty thousand
dollars, or the interest thereof, upon my friend Tickle. I made him my
confidant in the matter, and easily prevailed upon him to assist me in
deceiving my uncle Wilkins, by appearing to Pattie in the light of a
wooer. As for Pattie herself, who, I was persuaded, had fallen in love
with me at first sight, I made her a declaration, which diverted and
delighted her beyond expression; and revealing to her also my project
to secure her an independence, she agreed to do her part in the play,
pretend a great fancy for Mr. Tickle, and run away with me, the moment
her father should make her the grant in question.
The grant _was_ made, as I mentioned before; but by that time I was in
a dilemma, having made an engagement to elope with another lady, who
was in some respects highly attractive, and had fallen devouringly in
love with me. Indeed, I may say, she made me the first offer, though it
was not leap-year; but her situation excused her, especially as it was
I she made love to. She was, the reader will be surprised to learn, the
daughter of old Skinner, or Goldfist, the usurer; and she was rather
handsome than otherwise. The engagement was brought about as will be
shown in the next chapter.
CHAPTER XVIII.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE RECOUNTS AN ENGAGEMENT OF A SIMILAR NATURE WHICH
HE FORMED WITH THE FAIR ALICIA.
My creditors, looking with great certainty for their money, now that
my long-talked-of uncle had got to town, having waited a couple of
weeks for payment in vain, began to besiege me in a highly importunate
way; and as no assistance was to be had of my uncle, and Sammy's purse
was not so well filled as I could have wished, I was reduced to great
straits.
Conversing on this subject with my friend Tickle, he advised me to
visit old Goldfist, as I (that is, my prototype, the true Dawkins) had
often done before, and see what could be had out of him on the strength
of my projected nuptials.
The advice being as good as could be had (for Tickle's pockets were
as empty as my own), I proceeded to the old fellow's house after
nightfall--for I did not care to be observed.
Having knocked at the door, it was opened by no less a person than
Skinner's fair daughter herself, as I soon discovered; and, in fact, I
had some faint recollection of having seen her before. There was a lamp
on the pavement before the door, by which I could see her very plainly.
She blushed, and smiled, and looked confused, and when I asked for her
father, made me some answer which I did not understand; but, as she
invited me to enter, I followed her into the house, expecting to be led
to the money-lender. She conducted me, however, to a parlour, not over
and above well furnished, for Skinner was a notorious skinflint, when,
having vouchsafed to converse with her a while, I again asked after her
father.
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