Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
So I got no money of him, but his daughter fell in love with me;
and the next day she sent me by the post a very tender and romantic
billetdoux, in which she lamented her father's harshness and barbarity,
hoped I would not think ill of her for venturing upon an apology, and
concluded by informing me, with agreeable simplicity, that her father
was never at home between eight and nine o'clock in the evening, when
the weather was clear. From all which I understood, that she was as
ready to run away with me as my cousin Pattie.
Having pondered over the matter for a while, it appeared to me proper
to encourage her enthusiasm; so that, in the event of my uncle Wilkins
refusing to make Pattie independent, I might be certain of a wife
who could bring me something. I had many objections, indeed, to the
lady's family and relations; but the latter I could easily cut in case
of necessity, and the other I considered scarce worth thinking of.
Her twenty thousand dollars was a strong recommendation; and there
was no telling what her father might leave her, if reconciled after
her marriage. I liked my cousin Pattie best; but, upon the whole, I
considered it advisable to have a second string to my bow.
With this impression on my mind, I took occasion to drop in upon her
the first clear evening, repeating the visit now and then, as suited my
convenience, and promised to run away with her upon the first fitting
occasion. And this promise I resolved to keep, provided my affairs with
my cousin Pattie should render it advisable.
CHAPTER XIX.
THE INGENIOUS DEVICES WITH WHICH SHEPPARD LEE PREPARED THE WAY FOR THE
ELOPEMENT.
I had scarce brought my friend Tickle upon the stage, and introduced
him into my uncle's family, before my mind began to misgive me. I
suspected that, instead of being content to play the stalking-horse for
my sole advantage, he would take the opportunity to advance his own
interest, and gain, if he could, my cousin Pattie for himself.
To remove all temptation, and bind him more closely to be faithful, I
told him of my adventure with Alicia (taking care, however, to conceal
her name, for I did not wish to forego my advantages in that quarter
until convinced I could do so without loss), described her claim to the
sixty thousand dollars (for, of course, I trebled her inheritance), and
concluded by engaging to make her over to him the moment I was myself
secure of Pattie, which would be the moment Pattie was secure of an
independence.
Upon this promise Tickle made me a thousand protestations of friendship
and disinterestedness, and I felt my mind more easy.
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