Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
But the reign of denial was now over; the rattle and crash of glasses
and vessels in the room below, the tumbling down of chairs and tables,
with the sounds of singing, shouting, and laughter, proclaimed with
what a lusty lyke-wake the abandoned sons were honouring the memory of
their father--with what orgies of Bacchus they were celebrating their
own deliverance from restraint. Suddenly the sound of the singing grew
louder, as if some door between the revellers and the dead had been
opened; and a moment after I perceived, from the increase and direction
of the uproar, that the sots were ascending the stairs, and perhaps
approaching the chamber of death.
An idea seized upon my mind. I was heartily sick of Mr. I. D. Dawkins's
body, being ready at that moment to exchange it for a dog's, and I was
incensed at the heartless and brutal rejoicings of the young Skinners.
It occurred to me, if I could get my spirit into old Goldfist's body, I
should avoid all dunning for the future, and give these two reprobate
sons of his such a lesson as would last them to their dying day.
The idea came to me like a blaze of sunshine; I remembered in a moment
the vast wealth of the deceased, and I pictured to my imagination the
glorious use I should make of it. I had always hated and despised the
old villain; but a sudden affection for him now seized upon my soul. I
had a strong persuasion in me, resulting from my two former adventures,
that I possessed the power of entering any human body which I found to
my liking; and I resolved to exercise it, or, at the worst, to make
proof of its existence, for a third time. Of the manner of exercising
the power I knew but little; I remembered, however, that, on the former
occasions, I had merely uttered a wish, and the transformation was
instantly completed. I stepped up to the body, and chuckling with the
idea of chousing the unnatural sons out of their expected inheritance,
I said, "Old Goldfist, if you please, I wish to be in your body!"
In less than a second of time I found myself starting up from the bed,
as if I had just been roused from sleep by the noise of some falling
body, and exclaiming "What's that?"
I looked over the side of the bed, and saw the body of I. D. Dawkins
lying on the floor on its face. The transformation was complete, and
had been so instantaneous, that my spirit heard, through the organs of
its new tenement, the downfall of its old. I felt a little bewildered,
indeed posed, and remained upon my elbow staring about the room; and I
may add, that I was more disconcerted by the bacchanalian voices now at
the chamber door, than by any thing else.
The door opened, and the young Skinners entered; I shall remember them
to my dying day; they were both royally drunk, and each armed with
a candle, with which, scattering the tallow over the floor as they
advanced, they came staggering and hiccoughing into the chamber.
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