Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
If anybody supposes I treated the old woman ill--that I acted
dishonestly, and even illegally, in the matter--all I have to say is,
that I only did what Abram Skinner the shaver had done a thousand times
before me, and what, I have no doubt, other worthy gentlemen of his
tribe have done after me. He who rides with the devil must put up with
his driving; and he who deals with his nephews must look for something
warmer than burnt fingers.
The transaction with Mrs. Smith was a sample of divers others, begun
and conducted on the same principles, though involving more momentous
profits. The system of _forfeitures_, as practised by a skilful hand,
is applicable to all species of property, and I practised it with
great effect in the case of houses and lands, and the Lord knows what
besides. The "pressure" continued long; and I think I should have made
a handsome fortune in the course of the winter out of this single
branch of my business alone, had not destiny arrested me in the midst
of a prosperous career, and left the business to be settled by my
administrators.
CHAPTER III.
REFLECTIONS ON STOCK-JOBBING AND OTHER MATTERS.
But this was but a branch, and a small one, of my profession. My
noblest blows were struck at the community at large; and struck
in that most magnificent of gambling-fields, the stock-market. My
skill here--for I inherited all the sagacity and daring that had
distinguished the original owner of my body--was such as to keep me at
the head of that confraternity of which I have spoken before I was the
very devil among the fancy stocks; and had the good luck to originate
and conduct a stroke of _cornering_, by which no less than twenty young
shop-keepers, who were ambitious to be seen on 'change and in brokers'
offices, and to dare that achievement of audacity, _selling on time_,
were smashed like coal-candlesticks, and half as many wiser and richer
desperadoes were driven to the verge of ruin.
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