Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Idleness is said to be the root of all evil. The root of _much_ evil I
never doubted it was. But my experience in the body of Abram Skinner
has convinced me, that the industry to which a man is goaded by the
love of money is the root of much greater evil,--of a bigger _upas_,
indeed, than ever sprung from the bed of the sluggard. The idler may
betake him to the bottle, as the idler usually does, and then lapse
into a reprobate, which is a common consequence; but, at the worst, his
crimes are committed at the expense of individuals. The man of avarice
drinks out of his purse, which intoxicates quite as deeply as the
bowl, makes war upon communities, preys legally upon his neighbour's
pocket, and just as legally consigns his neighbour's children to want
and beggary, from which it appears that he is a drunkard, thief, and
murderer, just as naturally as the idler. The latter, by indulging his
propensity, loses his character; the former, by indulging his, loses
all those generous sentiments and feelings, the sense of honour and
instinct of integrity, upon which character should be founded. The man
who enriches himself by extracting wealth from the soil and the bowels
of the earth, or by the practice of any art or business which supplies
the necessaries of life, or ministers to the convenience of society,
makes his money virtuously, and deserves to enjoy it in honour; but he
who gains a fortune by the mere gambling legerdemain of speculation,
by turning his neighbour's pockets wrong side out, is--not so much
of a Christian as he supposes. My honest opinion, formed after much
reflection and experience, is, that bulls and bears are as little
likely to go to heaven as any other animals.
In regard to myself, I am as free to confess, that my course of life
while in Abram Skinner's body was deserving of all reprobation. I hope
that the acts I then committed may be laid to old Skinner's door; but,
for fear of a mistake, I have endeavoured to repent them, as being sins
of my own committing: and this course I recommend to all those good
folks who are persuaded their peccadilloes are the fault of others, and
for the same reason,--namely, lest they should be mistaken. I confess
also that I had my doubts, even at the time of committing them, of the
righteousness of my acts, and that I sometimes had bad dreams: but the
fury of avarice stilled the pangs of conscience, as the fury of wrath
and battle stills those of the wounded soldier. Having made these
admissions, I will now betake me to my story.
END OF VOL. I
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Robert Montgomery Bird
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