Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
In a word, they carried me before Squire Andrew Parkins, who was a
fat man that I heartily despised; and here they called upon him for
justice, while I did the same thing, swearing that I would prosecute
every rascal of them for assault and battery, conspiracy, defamation,
and the Lord knows what beside; all of which, it seems, only inflamed
the mob against me the more. They charged me with the murder, and
the evidence they brought to support the charge appeared to Justice
Parkins sufficient to authorize his issuing a mittimus. There were
twenty persons to swear I had, two or three days before, acknowledged
having had a quarrel with Sheppard Lee on his farm--that is, the
forty-acre--and that he had ordered me off; and there were twenty
more to swear I was a man of such a hot and furious temper, that it
was a wonder I had not shot the poor man down on the spot. Then came
old Turnbuckle and his son, who swore that the ghost of Sheppard Lee
had come to them in the gray of the morning, calling for help, and
assuring them that he (or his body) lay murdered under the beech-tree
in the hollow; that as soon as the phantom had vanished, and they
recovered from their fears, they roused the neighbours, and sending
some to my house, who learned I had not been at home all night, the
others proceeded to the hollow, where they found a freshly-dug grave,
with spade and mattock in it, and near it they lit upon my hat and one
of my shoes, which latter was bloody, as well as the grass on which
it lay; that then, looking round them, they discovered me (that is,
John Higginson), sneaking away through the reeds on the marsh in a
suspicious way; that at that moment old Jim Jumble was brought forward,
who said I (John Hazlewood Higginson) had come to the house, shot his
bulldog, threatened to blow his brains out, and bragged that I had
just finished, or, in other words, murdered his master, Sheppard Lee;
and, finally, that this confirming the suspicions they all had against
me, they pursued me (I retreating and shooting their dogs, like a
man conscious of guilt, and anxious to escape), and captured me, not
without a furious resistance on my part.
On the strength of this testimony I was committed to jail, whither I
was conducted amid the shouts of the mob. Squire Parkins (doubtless to
beg off as well as he could) afterward privately assured me, that he
had committed me to prison, not from any belief that I was guilty, or
that the testimony really warranted such a step, but because he was
afraid the people would otherwise murder me, and considered that the
only way to protect me from their violence.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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