Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Meanwhile, there was a great search made for my--that is, Sheppard
Lee's--body; the general belief being that I--that is, John H.
Higginson--had cast it into the swamp, after having been at the pains
to dig a grave, wherein I at first designed to hide it; and I do verily
believe that, had my unfortunate old casing been found, I should have
begun my new existence in the body of the man I had so much envied by
being hanged for the murder. Its sudden disappearance was therefore not
more extraordinary than it was really fortunate.
CHAPTER II.
THE AUTHOR, BEING IN PRISON, MAKES A CONFIDANT OF A DEPUTY
ATTORNEY-GENERAL.--THE INCONVENIENCE OF TELLING A TRUTH WHICH HAPPENS
TO BE SOMEWHAT INCREDIBLE.
My wrath gave way when I found myself in prison; and hearing from the
jailer that the grand jury was then in session, and the prosecuting
attorney actually engaged in framing a bill of endictment against me,
to send up to its members, I began to think the matter rather serious,
and resolved to end it before it proceeded further.
I had already experienced the ill effects of attempting to sustain the
character of Sheppard Lee while in the body of another man, and for
this reason was resolved to be more cautious for the future; but I now
perceived I had no better way of relieving myself of my troubles than
by making the prosecutor, who had been an old friend of mine, and had
always treated me with respect, acquainted with my transformation;
after which, I had no doubt, he would throw his bill of endictment into
the fire. I sent for him accordingly; but was obliged to repeat the
message before he thought fit to make his appearance.
"You have perhaps made a mistake, Mr. Higginson," said he, as he
entered. "You have occasion for counsel, but none that I can imagine
for _me_; for as to my giving you any advice in this unfortunate
affair--".
"The devil take the affair," said I, in no amiable voice; "it was to
get rid of it entirely that I sent for you; for I must stop that cursed
endictment of yours. I don't want it said of me hereafter that I was
once in my life endicted for a felony."
"Oh, sir," said he, with a smile, "we are in no hurry about these
things; the bill will lie over till we can procure a little more
evidence, and some of a better quality. Don't be in any alarm; but
allow me to recommend you to employ counsel. My friend Sharphead, I
think, will be your best man."
"I don't want any counsel," said I, "and Sharphead may go to the devil;
I want to confide to you the true secret of this extraordinary affair."
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