Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
The prospect of a fine sunshiny day infused animation into my mind,
which was vastly increased when I stepped into a splendid new barouche,
with a pair of bay horses worth a thousand dollars--for so much Tim
gave me to understand _I_--that is to say, my prototype--had given for
them scarce a month before--the whole establishment being therefore my
own! "What a happy man am I! Ah! poor miserable Sheppard Lee! Farewell
now to poverty! farewell to discontent!"
Such were my secret ejaculations as we set out in my splendid barouche,
followed by a train of gigs and carriages that contained my friends. I
esteemed myself the happiest man in the world; and I gave my last sigh
to the memory of Sheppard Lee.
What a glorious time we had of it on our way to Philadelphia! I found
myself the richest man in the company--my pocketbook was full of
bank-notes--and I resolved to give my friends a blow-out. We stopped at
a certain village, and at a certain hotel therein, the master of which
prepares the best dinners, and has the best butt of genuine Madeira, in
all New-Jersey. "Let us rest and rejoice," I said, "and we will drive
into town after nightfall."
My friends agreed; we ate, drank, and were merry; and it was not until
after sunrise the next morning that we found ourselves in Philadelphia,
and in my--yes, excellent reader--in _my_ house in Chestnut-street,
south side, two doors from the corner of--But it is needless to be
particular. The house is yet standing, in a highly aristocratic
neighbourhood, and is not yet converted into a dry-goods shop.
I reached my house: I--But before I relate what befell me in that
splendid pile of red bricks, which, like its neighbours, seems to be
blushing all the year round at its naked simplicity, I must say a few
words more of Sheppard Lee.
CHAPTER IV.
CONTAINING ILLUSTRATIONS OF THE ADVANTAGES OF DYING AN UNUSUAL DEATH,
IN TIMES OF HIGH POLITICAL EXCITEMENT.
I never felt the slightest inclination to revisit the scenes of my late
trouble and discontent; but the newspapers, which are the lights of the
age, though occasionally somewhat smoky, acquainted me with the events
that followed after my marvellous disappearance. "What has become of
Sheppard Lee?" was the cry, after his creditors had sought for him
in vain during a space of two weeks and more. No vestige of him was
discovered, not the slightest clew to indicate his fate, beyond those
already brought to light in the Owl-roost. It was impossible he could
have fled without leaving some traces; and none were found. "And _why_
should he fly?" men at last began to ask. He was in debt, it was true;
but what could he gain by absconding, since his little property was
necessarily left behind him?
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