Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
In a word, the improbabilities of his having voluntarily fled were so
great, that men began to recur to their original idea of his having
been murdered. But why was he murdered? and by whom? Some few began
to revive the charges against me--that is to say, against John H.
Higginson; but brighter ideas were struck out, and John H. Higginson
was forgotten. An old friend of mine, who never cared a fig for me,
but who was ambitious to create a tumult, and become the leader of a
party, got up in a public place, and recounted the history of William
Morgan, and his mysterious abduction and murder by the masons of the
empire state. A terrible agitation at once seized his listeners. "Poor,
dear, unfortunate Sheppard Lee!" they cried; "the masons have Morganized
him, for apostatizing from his oaths, and revealing the secrets of the
society! Yes, he has been Morganized!" And, giving way to their rage,
they were on the point of tarring and feathering all the free-masons
they could lay their hands on; when, _presto_--as the conjurers say,
they suddenly made discovery that the masons could not have murdered
me for divulging secrets, inasmuch as I had never known them, nor for
apostatizing, as I had never been a mason in my life.
But the tumult was not allowed to subside. My old friends of the
administration, finding that their strength was dwindling away in
the country, and dreading the event of the coming election, unless a
reaction could be got up in their favour, suddenly burst into a fury,
swore that I had been made away with by the opposition, on account
of my remarkable zeal, energy, and success, as an electioneerer and
political missionary; and taking my old hat and shoe, and carrying
them round the village in solemn procession, they stopped in the
market-place, where one of their chief orators--my faithful friend,
the new postmaster--delivered a sort of funeral address, in which
he compared the opponents of the administration to cut-throats and
cannibals, pronounced them the enemies of liberty, swore that no honest
patriot was safe among them, and declared--his declaration being
illustrated by shouts, and groans, and grim faces--"that I had perished,
the victim of a murderous opposition!"
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