Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
How the antis and the hurrah-boys settled the affair among them, I did
not care to inquire. I was engrossed by the novelties and charms of a
new being, and willing to forget that such a poor devil as Sheppard Lee
had ever existed.
CHAPTER V.
THE TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD PODAGRA.
Let the reader judge of my transport, when my elegant new barouche
and splendid pair of horses, that cost me a thousand dollars, drew up
before my house in Chestnut-street. I stood upon the kerb-stone and
surveyed it from top to bottom. The marble of the steps, basement, and
window-sills was white as snow, and the bricks were redder than roses.
The windows were of plate glass, and within them were curtains of
crimson damask, fronted with hangings of white lace, as fine and lovely
as a bride's veil of true Paris blonde; and a great bouquet of dahlias,
wreathed around a blooming rose, glittered in each. It was evidently
the house of a man of wealth and figure.
The neighbourhood, it was equally manifest, was of the highest vogue
and distinction: on one side was the dwelling of a fashionable
tailor, who built a house out of every ten coats that he cut; on the
other side was the residence of a retired tavern-keeper; and right
opposite, on the other side of the street, was the mansion of one of
the first aristocrats in the town, who had had neither a tailor nor
a tavern-keeper in the family for a space of three full generations.
There was no end to the genteel people in my neighbourhood; here was
the house of a firstrate lawyer, there of a shop-keeper who had not
sold any thing by retail for ten years; here a Croesus of a carpenter
who turned up his nose at the aristocrat, and there a Plutus of a
note-shaver who looked with contempt on the gentleman of chips. In
short, my house was in a highly fashionable neighbourhood; and I felt,
as I mounted my marble steps, that Jack Higginson, the brewer (as my
brother Tim always called me), was as genteel a fellow among them as
you would find of a summer's day.
I entered the house as proud as Lucifer, telling my friends that they
should crack a bottle or two of my best port; for Tim had given me a
hint that my cellar contained some of the best in the world. "And,"
said Tim, giving me a wink, "we may take our fun now, as sister
Margaret--" at that name I felt a cold creeping in my bones--"as
sister Margaret is still in the country." The ague left me--"I did not
think it," he continued, "worth while to alarm her."
"The Lord be thanked!" said I; though _why_ I said it, I knew no more
than the man in the moon.
We sat down, we drank, and we made merry--that is to say, _they_ made
merry: as for myself, a circumstance occurred which nipped my pleasure
in the bud, and began to make me doubt whether, in exchanging the
condition of Sheppard Lee for that of John H. Higginson, I had not made
somewhat of a bad bargain.
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