Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
When I first saw him, I accounted him an ugly and uncouth personage,
and I regarded him with contempt and dislike. I had acquired, along
with other peculiarities of John H. Higginson, a hearty hatred for all
people who considered themselves better than myself; for, rich and
respectable as I was, I soon perceived that I was considered a very
low, vulgar personage by the true chip-chop aristocracy, and I longed
greatly at times, as I looked out of the window upon them, to take some
of them by the ears, and settle the matter of superiority between us in
that way.
But as for Mr. Dulmer Dawkins, I soon began to experience an interest
in him, which was indeed of a somewhat envious complexion. I frequently
saw him dancing along at the side of the fair Miss Smith; and he
seemed so exceedingly happy and content, and she cast upon him so many
approving glances, that I could not help contrasting his condition with
mine. There he strutted in the open street, young, active, and hale,
as ignorant of disease as of care, and here sat I, in a sick chamber,
imprisoned with the gout. There he moved at the side of a young and
elegant woman, who eyed him with admiration, doubtless, also, with
regard, and who had such native amiableness and cheerfulness imprinted
together on her countenance, that it was plain she must prove a
blessing, rather than a curse, to him who should be so happy as to wed
her; while I, miserable I! was tied to such a wife as I could scarce
have the cruelty to wish bestowed upon my worst enemy, contracted to an
ague, married, as I may say, to a toothache. I should have been glad to
exchange conditions with Mr. Dulmer Dawkins--ay, by my honour! if there
was ever honour in man--or with anybody else.
From Tim's account it seemed that my young gentleman had a longer face
than head; in other words, that nature had endowed him more bountifully
with beard than brains: and, in truth, I judged, by the way he showed
his teeth and rolled his eyes at the fair Miss Smith, and a thousand
other little grimaces and affectations I was witness to, that he
was neither more wise nor brilliant than the others of his tribe.
But what of that? Wisdom and care go hand in hand, and wit makes us
uncomfortable: fools are the only happy people. So I used to think,
while I looked on Mr. I. D. Dawkins and the fair Miss Smith.
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