Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I was, on the sudden, a rich young man, with nothing on earth to
trouble me. I had lands and houses, rich plantations, a nation or two
of negroes, herds of sheep and cattle, with mills, fisheries, and some
half dozen or more gold-mines, which last--and it may be considered,
out of Virginia, a wondrous evidence of my wealth--were decidedly the
least valuable of all my possessions. With all these things I was made
acquainted by my sister Ann, or otherwise, it is highly probable, I
should have known nothing about them; for during the whole period of my
seventh existence, I confined myself to my property in the village, not
having the least curiosity to visit my plantations, which, as everybody
told me, were in good hands.
In the village itself I had every thing about me to secure happiness--a
fine house, abundance of servants, the whole under the management of
the best of housekeepers, my sister Ann, with horses and carriages--for
which, however, I cared but little, thinking it laborious to ride, and
as tedious to be driven--and, above all, friends without number, who
treated me with a respect amounting to veneration (for, it must be
remembered, I was the richest man in the county), and with a degree of
affection little short of idolatry; but whom, however, I thought very
troublesome, tiresome people, seeing that they visited me too often,
and wearied me to death with long conversations about every thing.
Among them all, there was but one for whom I felt any friendship; and
he was a young doctor named Tibbikens, for whom my sister Ann had a
great respect, and who had been retained by her to assist in taking
care of my digestive apparatus--that same digestive apparatus of mine
being a hobby on which my sister lavished more thought and anxiety than
I believe she did upon her own soul--not meaning to reflect upon her
religion, however, for she was a member of the Presbyterian church, and
quite devout about the time of communion. The cause of her solicitude,
as she gave me frequent opportunity to know by her allusion to the
fact, was her having been once afflicted in her own person with a
disorder of the digestive apparatus, which it had been the good fortune
of Doctor Tibbikens to cure by a regimen of bran bread and hickory
ashes water; and hence her affection for the doctor and the remedy. I
liked the doctor myself because he had the same solicitude about my
health, without troubling me with advice except when I asked it, or
finding much fault when I did not follow it; because his conversation
was agreeable, except when he was in a scientific humour, and did not
require any efforts on my part to keep it up; because he liked terapins
and white-backs as well as myself, and was of opinion they were
wholesome, provided one ate them in moderation; and, in fine, because
he took pains to help me to amusement, and was of great assistance in
dissipating somewhat of that tedium which was the first evil with which
I was afflicted in the body of Mr.
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