Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
This may be justly esteemed a truly wonderful exploit, and it exceeds
that of the great Daniel Boone of Kentucky, of whom it is related that
he ran before a band of wild Indians the same distance, or thereabouts,
in _four_ days' time; but it must be remembered that I was fleeing from
a raging madman, whose speed was so nearly equal to my own, that if I
chanced but to flag a little in my exertions at any time, I was sure to
see him make his appearance on the rear, or to hear his voice screaming
on the winds to "stop his mummy." Indeed, I ran with such haste, that
I took no note of the road upon which I travelled, and to this day I
am ignorant how I succeeded in passing the three great rivers, the
Potomac, the Chesapeake, and the Delaware, which lay in my route, and
which I _must_ have crossed in some way or other. And, for the same
reason, I am ignorant in what manner I sustained existence during those
three days, having not the slightest recollection of eating a single
meal on the whole journey.
All that I can remember of the journey is, that I ran I knew not
whither, but with an instinctive turning of my face towards the north;
that I was closely followed by the German doctor; and that, about
sundown on the third day, I found myself, to my unspeakable joy,
rushing through the Owl-roost swamp, across the meadow, and by that
identical beech-tree where I had first lost my body, in full view of
my own house. The sight of that once happy home of my childhood filled
me with rapture. I rushed towards it, hailed by a shout from old Jim
Jumble, my negro-man, backed by another from his wife Dinah, that might
have waked the dead, they were so loud and uproarious, and found myself
in the arms of my dear, but long-neglected sister Prudence, who, with
her husband Alderwood, and her three young children, was standing on
the porch.
Then, being wholly overcome by exhaustion of body and mind, and having
endured such fatigues and sufferings from hunger and thirst, without
speaking of terror, as have seldom oppressed a poor feeble human
being, I fell into a swoon, from which I awoke only to be assailed by
a violent fever and delirium, the direct consequences of my superhuman
exertions, that kept me a-bed, in a condition between life and death,
for more than two weeks.
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