Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I then referred to a circumstance that had happened during my late
sickness, as affording the fullest confirmation of my story. The
circumstance was this. While still lying tormented with fever, but at
a moment when my mind was sound and lucid, Jim Jumble put a newspaper
into my hand, in which, by a singular coincidence, appeared an account
of my late transformation in Virginia, with an allusion to the fate
of Zachariah Longstraw, by which I learned, for the first time, what
had become of his body after I left it. From the article, which,
strangely, and yet naturally enough, was headed "Outrageous Humbug,
and Fatal Consequence thereof," it seemed to be universally believed
that Dr. Feuerteufel's mummy was no mummy at all, but a living man, as
I myself had heard it called in the village, with whom he had leagued
in a conspiracy to hoax and swindle the good people of the south out
of their money; and that the imposture had been detected by Mr. Arthur
Megrim, who, proceeding to force the glass box, was knocked down by
the pretended dead man, and so unfortunately killed, the mummy and
his accomplice, the doctor, making their escape in the confusion. The
editor of the paper, after noticing a second account, by which it
was asserted that the unfortunate Megrim, though overturned by the
pretended mummy in his flight, had received no injury from him, but, on
the contrary, had died of sheer fright and horror, being of a nervous,
hypochondriacal turn, and acknowledging that this account was more
probable, inveighed warmly against the villany and audacity of the
swindlers; who, he said, were more legitimate objects on whom to wreak
the vengeance of Lynchdom than the people of that district had found in
Zachariah Longstraw, the philanthropist. And here the editor reminded
his readers of the fate of that excellent and distinguished individual,
who had died in the Lynchers' hands the preceding autumn, against the
ringleaders of whom his nephew, Mr. Jonathan Truelove, had so vainly
attempted to establish legal proceedings.
To this account, I say, I referred as containing an argument of my
truth not to be resisted; but, unfortunately, the paper had by some
means or other vanished, and Alderwood said my story went for nothing
without it. That paper, I have always thought, he had himself got
possession of and secreted. But had I even retained and shown it to
him, I doubt whether it would have affected him in the least; for he
was one of those skeptical men who believed a thing none the sooner for
finding it in a newspaper.
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